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Henry J Posts: 5787 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,19:37    It probably depends on how compressed each of them is at the time.

Keelyn Posts: 40 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,20:50    I think the problem here is that Joe G's family tree doesn't have any branches in it. Just when I thought no one could be more stupid than Byers and IBelieveInBullshitandFairytales, I accidentally stumble onto this head full of spaghetti and meatballs. It's a great comedy routine, Joe. Keep it up. -------------- This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. -- Mark Twain

Henry J Posts: 5787 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,22:28    Quote I accidentally stumble onto this head full of spaghetti and meatballs In that case, pasta la vista!

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 15 2010,20:51    JoeTard:   Quote Ya see Throton said it was a baseball-sized rock. Yet that doesn't make any sense. A piece of granite with the circumferance of a baseball would weigh much more. And a piece of granite that weighed the same as a baseball would be smaller. So how the fuck can a piece of granite be baseball-sized? Later JoeTard: Quote Hail could be golf-ball sized. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 15 2010,21:27    That must be because SGgolfball = 0.91* *&#961 is rho in html 4.0 but doesn't work here, apparently. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,15:33    Tardgasm over, but boy is he cranky now over at 'intelligent reasoning'. You're supposed to cuddle or roll over and go to sleep, Joe. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:21    In his hurry to derail any effort to use CSI to do anything at all, Joe forgets that ice floats and golf balls sink. Because, of course, they aren't the same size. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:27    He tries to sneak a bit of YEC apologetics into the post before... -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:53    Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G: Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:55    It would be sad if Joey were not such an obnoxious scum-bag. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:10    Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,22:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:   Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? I call dibs on that one! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:21    Man, that whole thread is a stinking heap! I hope somebody has archived it so that it can be read at Joe's funeral. I particularly liked his last comment (my edits) Quote Not to be bothered by facts and refutations clownie cakeboy continues to flail away... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:36    Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:   Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.   I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:57    Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 16 2010,17:36)   Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:       Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.   I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to try too hard, but I understand having better things to do.  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,18:13    Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,23:57) Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 16 2010,17:36)     Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:         Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.   I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to try too hard, but I understand having better things to do.  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these Pussy beer! I won't go for anything under 7.5°* *except Guiness, but hey, whatcha gonna do? -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Aardvark Posts: 134 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,18:35    Joe's odour explained:

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,00:09    Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,15:57)  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these One? You Pwewing Gob? One? Well, alright. Have a second one on me. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,14:12    Quote (Dr.GH @ Mar. 17 2010,00:09) Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,15:57)  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these One? You Pwewing Gob? One? Well, alright. Have a second one on me. Well, I also had one of these and one of these.  I must say, I'd rate the O'Fallon a little higher--a 92 IMO. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,21:28    Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,18:57) I understand having better things to do. Better things to do? *picks nose and eats it.* Yup. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2010,20:21    Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work. Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'. I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question. I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'. So very, very sad. Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?' -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:22    Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,16:21) In his hurry to derail any effort to use CSI to do anything at all, Joe forgets that ice floats and golf balls sink. Because, of course, they aren't the same size. floating golf balls Why does clownie think its ignorance is a refutation? -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:23    Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:   Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? Hail is made out of ice. Rain is water. Retardation runs deep at atbc... -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:25    Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21) Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work. Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'. I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question. I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'. So very, very sad. Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?' You don't calculate CSI you measure it. Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:29    Quote (blipey @ Mar. 15 2010,20:51) JoeTard:   Quote Ya see Throton said it was a baseball-sized rock. Yet that doesn't make any sense. A piece of granite with the circumferance of a baseball would weigh much more. And a piece of granite that weighed the same as a baseball would be smaller. So how the fuck can a piece of granite be baseball-sized? Later JoeTard:   Quote Hail could be golf-ball sized. Yes hail could be golf ball sized because according to the rules of golf a golf ball just has to meet two requirements: 1- It cannot weigh more than 1.62 OZ. 2- It has to have a diameter of at least 1.68 inches IOW even a simpleton can understand that hail can be golf ball sized... -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

BillB Posts: 388 Joined: Aug. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:35    Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23) Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:   Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? Hail is made out of ice. Rain is water. Retardation runs deep at atbc... Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER. Hail is made from water, just like rain.

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:52    Quote (BillB @ Mar. 29 2010,11:35) Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23) Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:     Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? Hail is made out of ice. Rain is water. Retardation runs deep at atbc... Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER. Hail is made from water, just like rain. No!  It is called steam.  Not the same as water.  Or ice. QED  (That is latin for "you are a dumbass") -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

BillB Posts: 388 Joined: Aug. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:00    Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 29 2010,17:52) Quote (BillB @ Mar. 29 2010,11:35)   Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23)   Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53) Anyone looking for a sig? Joe G:       Quote Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid? Hail is made out of ice. Rain is water. Retardation runs deep at atbc... Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER. Hail is made from water, just like rain. No!  It is called steam.  Not the same as water.  Or ice. QED  (That is latin for "you are a dumbass") wikipedia: Quote Water is a ubiquitous chemical substance that is composed of hydrogen and oxygen and is vital for all known forms of life.[1] In typical usage, water refers only to its liquid form or state, but the substance also has a solid state, ice, and a gaseous state, water vapor or steam. Water covers 71% of the Earth's surface.[2] On Earth, it is found mostly in oceans and other large water bodies, with 1.6% of water below ground in aquifers and 0.001% in the air as vapor, clouds (formed of solid and liquid water particles suspended in air), and precipitation.[3] Oceans hold 97% of surface water, glaciers and polar ice caps 2.4%, and other land surface water such as rivers, lakes and ponds 0.6%. A very small amount of the Earth's water is contained within biological bodies and manufactured products.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:07    Joe G's maintenance of his prescribed medication regime seems to have dropped off again. Also, we seem to have Skeptic Obliviot back on the other thread, morphing names to avoid his restriction to the BW. Can GoP and AFD truly be far behind we ask ourselves? An FTK revisit and flounce should soon follow. Louis -------------- Bye.

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:14    Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,11:25) Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21) Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work. Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'. I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question. I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'. So very, very sad. Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?' You don't calculate CSI you measure it. Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present. Excellent.  What device do we use to measure the specified information?  What units is specified information measured in? Pick any three objects, organisms, or material structures and measure their specified information.  Please explain why you measured them that way and why the results are as they are. kthnx -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:17    Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,12:25) Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21) Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work. Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'. I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question. I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'. So very, very sad. Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?' You don't calculate CSI you measure it. Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present. Measure it or calculate it, whatever the hell you're supposed to do, you still can't show us you can do anything with it. ETA: spelling -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

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