blipey
Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006
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Quote (Rob @ Sep. 10 2007,11:04) | Quote | He once told me, however, that he worked on stuff that required an extra-special, top secret clearance and that was the reason he couldn't discuss any of his job qualifications. |
Knowing Joe, this probably means that his job consists of collecting unemployment. I mean, c'mon, can you imagine Joe surviving in the workplace, or any other environment that requires a modicum of rationality and emotional stability?
Joe's boss: Joe, you said that this project would take two months. What happened?
Joe: Reality says that "two months" means "July and December". Ya see, in the end, all you can do is quote-mine and take things out of context. Thanks for demonstrating that you're a @#%*% #*$%@!
Joe's boss: You're fired, you sociopathic cretin.
Joe: You're a sociopathic cretin. |
I would like to nominate Rob's comment as Comment of the Month in the category of "Most Exact Channeling of an IDiot"
Superb, sir.
-------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG
And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin
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