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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,13:34    Moar LOLs https://www.blogger.com/comment....1895068 -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Tom Ames Posts: 238 Joined: Dec. 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,16:04    Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 17 2010,09:59) Sometimes Joe G is just plain funny.     Quote Joe G: I can just come up with reality- That is given the theory hoiw can we apply that in the real world? Again we have two people- Person A has an empty set Person B also has an empty set (everyone has an empty set) but B has put that empty set inside of another empty set. Both A and B are in an otherwise empty room. You enter the room with the purpose of figuring out who has the empty set and who has the set containing the empty set. However you cannot ask any questions or say anything at all. All you have are your powers of observation. How do you tell which person just has the empty set? Weigh them? And if it weighs the same as a duck? That's not really a merganser to any of Joe's questions. -------------- -Tom Ames

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,22:08    Quote That's not really a merganser to any of Joe's questions. Don't worry about it - any points made here will roll off like water off a duck's back! Henry

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,22:38    Don't make fun of Joe. Tard is a serious mallardy. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,22:59    Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 18 2010,22:38) Don't make fun of Joe. Tard is a serious mallardy. Nothing a Quack couldn't fix. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Pilchard Posts: 40 Joined: May 2010 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 19 2010,02:56    Quote (blipey @ Aug. 19 2010,04:59) Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 18 2010,22:38) Don't make fun of Joe. Tard is a serious mallardy. Nothing a Quack couldn't fix. On the contrary, I think he needs a real duckter.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 19 2010,03:11    Don't mock Joe, science is really 'canard. Louis -------------- Bye.

sledgehammer Posts: 533 Joined: Sep. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 19 2010,14:32    Ignore him.  He's just and old coot with ruffled feathers. -------------- The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein  (H/T, JAD) If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 19 2010,18:21    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 19 2010,01:11) Don't mock Joe, science is really 'canard. Louis At first I thought you were just stretching it, then I recognized the silent "f". Nice. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 19 2010,20:43    Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 19 2010,18:21)   Quote (Louis @ Aug. 19 2010,01:11) Don't mock Joe, science is really 'canard. Louis At first I thought you were just stretching it, then I recognized the silent "f". Nice. Yeah, that was quite brilliant. Even if it was part French. We are not worthy! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,02:51    I express much gratitude twice. These coordinates of spacetime are my location for at least seven rotations of this planet. Please donate a gratuity for excellent service to your specific serving person. Do not forget to sample the exquisite delight that is the cooked flesh of a milk fed young male bovine of a breed typically used for dairy produce slaughtered prior to it living for 20 weeks. Louis -------------- Bye.

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,07:41    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 20 2010,02:51) Do not forget to sample the exquisite delight that is the cooked flesh of a milk fed young male bovine of a breed typically used for dairy produce slaughtered prior to it living for 20 weeks. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

socle Posts: 322 Joined: July 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,10:37    Zachriel posts his example patrilineage in tree form:   Quote Joe:  I have never seen any tree that looks like that. And there aren't any trees which grow from the top down as your example depicts.

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,10:43    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 20 2010,00:51) I express much gratitude twice. These coordinates of spacetime are my location for at least seven rotations of this planet. Please donate a gratuity for excellent service to your specific serving person. Do not forget to sample the exquisite delight that is the cooked flesh of a milk fed young male bovine of a breed typically used for dairy produce slaughtered prior to it living for 20 weeks. Louis My brother did a photoshop of a cow in a rainforest for Adbusters. The caption: "I'm dying for a Whopper!" -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,10:44    Quote (socle @ Aug. 20 2010,08:37) Zachriel posts his example patrilineage in tree form:     Quote Joe:  I have never seen any tree that looks like that. And there aren't any trees which grow from the top down as your example depicts. Okay, Joe has got be pretending to be that stupid.  He's just yankin' yer chain. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,10:53    Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 20 2010,10:44) Okay, Joe has got be pretending to be that stupid.  He's just yankin' yer chain. No, he is that stupid. Guaranteed. Anyone who argues that hail is not water is stupider than a box of rocks. There is a marvelous paper in the online section of Evolution: Education & Outreach this summer, entitled "Teaching Tree-Thinking to Undergraduate Biology Students", by Richard Meisel. it covers a lot of the common misconceptions that students have about phylogenetic trees, and gives some pedagogical strategies for teaching past those misconceptions. I don't know about access to the paper (free or fee-based), but here's a link that you can try. It won't help Joe, however. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

socle Posts: 322 Joined: July 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:06    Now Joe's asking where the trunk and roots are.  lol.  Next he'll be complaining that there's no bark, and that no birds are nesting in it.

Tracy P. Hamilton Posts: 1239 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:25    Quote (socle @ Aug. 20 2010,11:06) Now Joe's asking where the trunk and roots are.  lol.  Next he'll be complaining that there's no bark, and that no birds are nesting in it.   So the miniseries title Roots was not referring to genealogy? IDiot. -------------- "Following what I just wrote about fitness, you’re taking refuge in what we see in the world."  PaV "The simple equation F = MA leads to the concept of four-dimensional space." GilDodgen "We have no brain, I don't, for thinking." Robert Byers

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:36    Quote (Tracy P. Hamilton @ Aug. 20 2010,11:25) Quote (socle @ Aug. 20 2010,11:06) Now Joe's asking where the trunk and roots are.  lol.  Next he'll be complaining that there's no bark, and that no birds are nesting in it.   So the miniseries title Roots was not referring to genealogy? IDiot. Linky? Please! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:45    Quote (socle @ Aug. 20 2010,11:06) Now Joe's asking where the trunk and roots are.  lol.  Next he'll be complaining that there's no bark, and that no birds are nesting in it.   But I bet he can see the moths that Darwinists glued to the branches, right? -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:51    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Aug. 20 2010,16:53) Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 20 2010,10:44) Okay, Joe has got be pretending to be that stupid.  He's just yankin' yer chain. No, he is that stupid. Guaranteed. Anyone who argues that hail is not water is stupider than a box of rocks. [SNIP] Ahhhh the eternal dilemma. Is Joe (and his ideological ilk) a total fucking moron or is Joe just wasting our time by being a total trolling joke? Personally, I'm going for both. What an utterly pointless human being he really is. Louis -------------- Bye.

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,11:58    Quote (Louis @ Aug. 20 2010,11:51) Personally, I'm going for both. What an utterly pointless human being he really is. That's mostly right. Except for the human being part. Personally I think he is an empty set. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,12:13    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Aug. 20 2010,17:58) Quote (Louis @ Aug. 20 2010,11:51) Personally, I'm going for both. What an utterly pointless human being he really is. That's mostly right. Except for the human being part. Personally I think he is an empty set. Ouch! Harsh! But entirely fair and accurate. I shall be guided by your greater wisdom and experience in this matter. I think people like Joe need a word. Simple, short and to the point. Something that illustrates their utter uselessness. Inspired by your mathematical (and topical) choice I shall humbly suggest "Null". Either as an adjective or a noun, I feel it would work. Louis -------------- Bye.

socle Posts: 322 Joined: July 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,12:23    Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 20 2010,11:36)     Quote (Tracy P. Hamilton @ Aug. 20 2010,11:25)     Quote (socle @ Aug. 20 2010,11:06) Now Joe's asking where the trunk and roots are.  lol.  Next he'll be complaining that there's no bark, and that no birds are nesting in it.   So the miniseries title Roots was not referring to genealogy? IDiot. Linky? Please! Here's a link to the page.  I don't see how to link to the specific post, but it's around #707 or so.  (If that's what you're requesting).

Zachriel Posts: 2723 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 20 2010,12:23    Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 20 2010,10:44) Quote Joe:  I have never seen any tree that looks like that. And there aren't any trees which grow from the top down as your example depicts. Okay, Joe has got be pretending to be that stupid.  He's just yankin' yer chain. Quote Zachriel: None? None at all? Joe G: That/ those is/ are growing in a few directions. Yes, that's sort of the way it is with trees (though in this case, all of the branches are below the base of the trunk). -------------- You never step on the same tard twice—for it's not the same tard and you're not the same person.

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 22 2010,21:00    The thread on nested hierarchies and set theory at Joe's blog has grown to 757 comments.  This is one gigantic monument to teh stupid.   Here is one of my favorites, where Joe is trying to tell the world that an empty set {} is no different from a set containing an empty set {{}}. Quote Again we have two people- Person A has an empty set Person B also has an empty set (everyone has an empty set) but B has put that empty set inside of another empty set. Both A and B are in an otherwise empty room. You enter the room with the purpose of figuring out who has the empty set and who has the set containing the empty set. However you cannot ask any questions or say anything at all. All you have are your powers of observation. How do you tell which person just has the empty set? This must be the zen of stupid.   I also love Joe's inimitable writing style.  His paragraphs are always one sentence long. -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2010,03:37    Quote Anyone who argues that hail is not water is stupider than a box of rocks. Yes, but is he the same size as a box of rocks? -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Zachriel Posts: 2723 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2010,08:49    Quote Zachriel: We infer monophyletic relationships from characteristics, but monophyly is defined in terms of ancestry. Joe G: How it is defined is irrelevant. How precious. We suppose it only matters if you care to understand what people mean by their words. -------------- You never step on the same tard twice—for it's not the same tard and you're not the same person.

socle Posts: 322 Joined: July 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2010,10:04    Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 23 2010,08:49)   Quote Zachriel: We infer monophyletic relationships from characteristics, but monophyly is defined in terms of ancestry. Joe G: How it is defined is irrelevant. How precious. We suppose it only matters if you care to understand what people mean by their words. That's especially hilarious given how he clings to that so-called "definition" on the ISSS page.

Ra-Úl Posts: 93 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 23 2010,19:28    Quote (olegt @ Aug. 22 2010,21:00) The thread on nested hierarchies and set theory at Joe's blog has grown to 757 comments.  This is one gigantic monument to teh stupid.   Here is one of my favorites, where Joe is trying to tell the world that an empty set {} is no different from a set containing an empty set {{}}.   Quote Again we have two people- Person A has an empty set Person B also has an empty set (everyone has an empty set) but B has put that empty set inside of another empty set. Both A and B are in an otherwise empty room. You enter the room with the purpose of figuring out who has the empty set and who has the set containing the empty set. However you cannot ask any questions or say anything at all. All you have are your powers of observation. How do you tell which person just has the empty set? This must be the zen of stupid.   I also love Joe's inimitable writing style.  His paragraphs are always one sentence long. Didn't Beckett write a paper on this? Or maybe it was a play . . . -------------- Beauty is that which makes us desperate. - P Valery

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