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DaveH



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2010,11:48   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 05 2010,09:47)
I've paid the price.

"When you look into a TARDbyss, the TARDbyss also looks into you"




A useful miner's mantra, if the protective shielding fails for any reason:



"TARD is the mind-killer.
TARD is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face the TARD.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the TARD has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain"

  
dnmlthr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2010,13:35   

The set theory according to JoeG thread damn near made me break my nose facepalming. A more naked display of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action is hard to imagine.

Fuck. I get angry just thinking about it.

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Now I am become Tard, the destroyer of brains.


ETA: Removed quotes.

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socle



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2010,19:03   

Quote (dnmlthr @ Aug. 05 2010,13:35)
The set theory according to JoeG thread damn near made me break my nose facepalming. A more naked display of the Dunning-Kruger effect in action is hard to imagine.

Fuck. I get angry just thinking about it.

it's really a bizarre thread.  It reminds me of debating with afdave---you can show him to be wrong in any number of ways, and he will concede nothing.  

I have to give him credit for not deleting any of my posts, though, when others would have.

 
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Zachriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2010,08:12   

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Sheikh (at bottom of page): Joe, I actually think it's more than likely you're joking here.

No, he's not. From a previous thread.

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Zachriel: Every set is a subset of itself.

Joe G: That is false. The empty set is not a subset of itself.

It's not that Joe G is ignorant. That's curable. It's that he refuses to learn.

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Joe G: But yes if A={x,Y} and B={x,y}. Given two sets A and B, blah, blah, blah superset.

Joe G, can two sets be equal?

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socle



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2010,10:39   

Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 06 2010,08:12)
   
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Sheikh (at bottom of page): Joe, I actually think it's more than likely you're joking here.

No, he's not. From a previous thread.

   
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Zachriel: Every set is a subset of itself.

Joe G: That is false. The empty set is not a subset of itself.

It's not that Joe G is ignorant. That's curable. It's that he refuses to learn.

Wow, I just noticed the date on that thread:  December 5, 2006, closing in on 4 years ago.  And Joe still hasn't bothered to acquaint himself with elementary set theory.  Which primary school students master in a matter of hours.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2010,11:45   

Quote (socle @ Aug. 06 2010,10:39)

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Wow, I just noticed the date on that thread:  December 5, 2006, closing in on 4 years ago.  And Joe still hasn't bothered to acquaint himself with elementary set theory.  Which primary school students master in a matter of hours.


I tried reading some of it and my brain locked up. I had to go read some insurance claims just to reboot it. His posts just completely disrupt the fabric of reality; he's so much tard he actually creates a negative force of stupid on other matter nearby. I can't believe Zach and others can actually read his stuff for any length of time without severe medication and/or psychiatric help afterwords.

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socle



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2010,13:12   

Quote (Robin @ Aug. 06 2010,11:45)
His posts just completely disrupt the fabric of reality; he's so much tard he actually creates a negative force of stupid on other matter nearby.

He's like the Chuck Norris of stupid---whenever he says something, the universe instantly reorganizes itself to make him wrong.   :D

To be fair, I will give him credit for one thing---he has defended Muslims when they've been attacked by the ignorant on UD.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2010,16:54   

Quote (socle @ Aug. 06 2010,13:12)
Quote (Robin @ Aug. 06 2010,11:45)
His posts just completely disrupt the fabric of reality; he's so much tard he actually creates a negative force of stupid on other matter nearby.

He's like the Chuck Norris of stupid---whenever he says something, the universe instantly reorganizes itself to make him wrong.   :D

To be fair, I will give him credit for one thing---he has defended Muslims when they've been attacked by the ignorant on UD.

Well, he did claim to be one...

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socle



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 07 2010,16:39   

Well, feck, looks like Joe's bailed, just when we got to his favorite subject, dolls nested hierarchies.

 
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Sheik:  Here are all the dolls put together:

{{{},{}},{},{{},{{},{},{}}}}



 
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Joe:  Nothing there.

It is mothing but a bunch of {}.

But anyways thank you for proving you are ignorant of nested hierarchies.

I have nothing else to say to you.

bye-bye...


C'mon Joe, post my comments!  I spent 10 whole minutes on that tree diagram.   :angry:

  
Zachriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,07:07   

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Zachriel: Is {} = {{}}?

Joe G: Weigh the contents of each and tell me which weighs more....

We wonder about poor Joe G.

{'kilogram of nickels'} = {'kilogram of dimes'}?


Sheikh gives the smack-down.

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Joe G: Then what is the difference between a set that contains nothing and a set that contains a set that contains nothing?

Sheikh: There must be some difference. Otherwise why would people write things like this and this?


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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,07:37   

Joe is unable to parse abstract math.  I've tried to explain the sequence object -> set of objects -> set of sets of objects on the example of Denton's books.  We'll see how receptive Joe is to real-life examples.  (The comments are in moderation still.)

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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,09:24   

Joe spends a total of 5 minutes reading my example, digesting it, forming an opinion about it, and typing up his reply.  His verdict?  

Ya see people do not need to understand set theory in order to answer your questions pertaining to those books.

We don't need no stinkin' set theory.  Mwahahaha!  

He then asks again:

What, exactly, is the difference between someone holding nothing and someone holding a set of nothing?

I don't think modern medicine is equipped to help this guy.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,09:29   

Quote (olegt @ Aug. 16 2010,09:24)
I don't think modern medicine is equipped to help this guy.

Well, maybe not modern medicine. But therapies from a few generations back might be appropriate.


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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,09:44   

Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 16 2010,05:07)
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Zachriel: Is {} = {{}}?

Joe G: Weigh the contents of each and tell me which weighs more....

Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

More like "Which weighs more, a pound of intersection or a pound of union?"

And when someone tries to explain set theory to GI Joe, suddenly it's not important.

You'll notice he bailed out of that PT thread he was getting reamed on, too.

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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,09:53   

Here is my example in which I tried to explain to Joe the difference between an empty set and a set containing an empty set.

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Here is the difference, Joe.

Let's go back to our favorite example featuring Denton's books, Evolution (E) and Nature's Destiny (N). Books are objects.

We can ask all kinds of questions about books such as this: "Which books did Denton write?" The answer to that question, {E,N}, is also an object, but it is definitely not a book. Rather, it is a set of books.

We can also ask "Which of these books did Joe G read?" The answer to that is also a set of books. It could be {E,N}, but most likely it is {E}. And when we ask "Which of these books did Oleg read?" the answer will again be a set of books, this time an empty set, {}.

So far so good. Now we can go one more level up and ask the Big Question: "What are the possible answers to the question Which Denton's books did you read?" The Big Answer is of course a set of answers. And since each answer is a set of books, the Big Answer is a set of sets of books. In this case, it is {{}, {E}, {N}, {E,N}}. Again, the Big Answer is not a book, and neither it is a set of books. It is a set of answers, or a set of sets of books.

Suppose now we go to a country where only one of Denton's books has been published. When we ask its citizens the question the answers (sets of books) we get are either {} or {E}. The Big Answer (a set of sets of books) is, accordingly, {{}, {E}}.

Finally we travel to a far corner of the Earth, where no one even heard of Denton. The answer to the question is invariably the set of books {}. The Big Answer to the Big Question is the set of sets of books {{}}.

Hope this example is pedagogical.


That didn't help.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,11:30   

Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 16 2010,07:07)
 
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Zachriel: Is {} = {{}}?

Joe G: Weigh the contents of each and tell me which weighs more....

We wonder about poor Joe G.

{'kilogram of nickels'} = {'kilogram of dimes'}?


Sheikh gives the smack-down.

 
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Joe G: Then what is the difference between a set that contains nothing and a set that contains a set that contains nothing?

Sheikh: There must be some difference. Otherwise why would people write things like this and this?

On Joe G's blog, we provided a link to the authors of the "authoritative cites." Here's Jaroslav Nešetril, award winning mathematician, at work.



If we wake him, maybe we could ask him how much the empty set weighs.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,11:32   

Amusingly Joe says:
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The sources don't and making bald statements isn't good enough for me.


But all Joe does is make bald statements. V.Amusing.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,13:29   

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oleg: Joe, the entire cladogram is also a clade.


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Joe: Not true.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 16 2010,14:24   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Aug. 16 2010,12:32)
Amusingly Joe says:
   
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The sources don't and making bald statements isn't good enough for me.


But all Joe does is make bald statements. V.Amusing.

Bald? In my experience they have plugs or wear an ill-fitting toupee.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,11:14   

http://bilbos1.blogspot.com/2007/07/welcome-to-bilbos-blog.html

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The Discovery Institutes wedge document clearly demonstrates that IDism is nothing but a tool to be used to help effectuate a cultural and political revolution to replace humanistic values with those of right-wing christian fundamentalists.

ID says nothing about religion.

ID does NOT require a belief in "God".

An atheist can be an IDist.

I am not a christian. I was but I grew out of it.

ID is based on observation and scientific data.

The DI did not start ID.

The DI's biggest contributor is a christian reconstructionist who would like to see democratic government replaced by an old-testament based theocracy, complete with legalized slavery and execution by stoning of people such as gays, sabbath breakers and rebellious teenagers.

Then why, when the DI explained the "wedge doc" do they flat out state they do NOT want a theocracy?

IOW why take the word of those who misinterpret the document over the word from the DI?

And as sir William has asked- who is the christian reconstructionist behind the curtain?

Or are bald assertions the best you can do?

BTW wouldn't a Christian want new testament based theocracy?


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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,11:59   

Sometimes Joe G is just plain funny.

 
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Joe G: I can just come up with reality-

That is given the theory hoiw can we apply that in the real world?

Again we have two people-

Person A has an empty set

Person B also has an empty set (everyone has an empty set) but B has put that empty set inside of another empty set.

Both A and B are in an otherwise empty room.

You enter the room with the purpose of figuring out who has the empty set and who has the set containing the empty set.

However you cannot ask any questions or say anything at all.

All you have are your powers of observation.

How do you tell which person just has the empty set?

Weigh them? And if it weighs the same as a duck?



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,12:13   

Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 17 2010,11:59)
Sometimes Joe G is just plain funny.

<snip>

Here's part of my response to that, still in moderation:


Sheik:  The short answer is, you can't hold the empty set in your hands. It's like I'm talking to a materialist here. :D The empty set is an abstract entity.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,12:35   

Quote (socle @ Aug. 17 2010,12:13)
Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 17 2010,11:59)
Sometimes Joe G is just plain funny.

<snip>

Here's part of my response to that, still in moderation:


Sheik:  The short answer is, you can't hold the empty set in your hands. It's like I'm talking to a materialist here. :D The empty set is an abstract entity.

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Joe G: But how big does the box have to be in order to hold nothing?

Not by weight, but by volume!

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,15:25   

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Weigh them? And if it weighs the same as a duck?

That could leave him a little down in the mouth?

Quack!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,15:53   

Hey, Joe, which weighs more, a pound of pi, or a pound of e?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,16:52   

Joe sums it all up
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We can never be sure we're observing "nature, operating freely", so it's impossible to falsify ID.


So, Joe. Nobody can falsify ID. Nobody can falsify the idea that invisible unicorns did it either.

So how does that make ID any different from invisible unicorns?

So, you can't falsify it Joe but can you actually provide any evidence for it? Seems like the most you've got is that you can't falsify it. Add it to the list.

ROFL.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,22:17   

Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 17 2010,12:35)
 
Quote (socle @ Aug. 17 2010,12:13)
 
Quote (Zachriel @ Aug. 17 2010,11:59)
Sometimes Joe G is just plain funny.

<snip>

Here's part of my response to that, still in moderation:


Sheik:  The short answer is, you can't hold the empty set in your hands. It's like I'm talking to a materialist here. :D The empty set is an abstract entity.

 
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Joe G: But how big does the box have to be in order to hold nothing?

Not by weight, but by volume!

What if the contents have settled during shipping?

  
socle



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 17 2010,23:06   

Trying to explain math to Joe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTv6fFLVi4Q&feature=related

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,07:31   

Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 17 2010,15:25)
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Weigh them? And if it weighs the same as a duck?

That could leave him a little down in the mouth?

Quack!

I do not agree with eider of them statements.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2010,09:03   

Quote (afarensis @ Aug. 18 2010,07:31)
Quote (Henry J @ Aug. 17 2010,15:25)
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Weigh them? And if it weighs the same as a duck?

That could leave him a little down in the mouth?

Quack!

I do not agree with eider of them statements.

For goodness drake..

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