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Posted: Oct. 13 2010,19:50

didymos, you must have visited just before Joe delivered his coup de gr�ce:

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Joe G said...

� �Child molesting thorton is upset because it lost its "primo" job as a mall cop trainee because it was soliciting sex from little boys in the mall bathrooms.

� �Get over it...

Powerful argument there, Joe.

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Posted: Oct. 13 2010,21:46

Quote (Ptaylor @ Oct. 13 2010,17:50)

didymos, you must have visited just before Joe delivered his coup de gr�ce:

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Joe G said...

� �Child molesting thorton is upset because it lost its "primo" job as a mall cop trainee because it was soliciting sex from little boys in the mall bathrooms.

� �Get over it...

Powerful argument there, Joe.

Mighty JoeG: the man who never met a fallacy he didn't like.

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Posted: Oct. 13 2010,21:50

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JoeG has done more damage to that blog then Hunter's inanities and allowing thinking people to comment combined. Times a million.

Literally, no one is left but JoeG and people watching the train-wreck. Not even BA77 and the standard hallelujah chorus are showing up much.

Ha, ha. Thorton either read your mind, or read your comment:

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I wonder if Dr. Hunter realizes that Joe G's infantile behavior has done more to kill serious discussion on this blog than all other factors combined. Even the UD IDiots won't come here anymore. Joe himself is way too self-obsessed to realize it.

Good job Joe. You're still the most appropriate spokeman IDC ever had.

ID predicts Joe says something about Thorton being gay and/or a child molester.

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Posted: Oct. 13 2010,22:44

Quote (REC @ Oct. 13 2010,17:49)

JoeG has done more damage to that blog then Hunter's inanities and allowing thinking people to comment combined. Times a million.

Literally, no one is left but JoeG and people watching the train-wreck. Not even BA77 and the standard hallelujah chorus are showing up much.

If it were anybody but Joe, one might even think that the �thread hijacking was to actually prevent a serious discussion that wasn't going well for the disruptor. �But with Joe, I think it's�like wrestling with a pig: �you get dragged into the mud, and the pig likes it.

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Posted: Oct. 14 2010,09:29

ID is WAY popular:

http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2010....er.html

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At 8:38 PM, blipey said�

Oooh, too bad! That meme is old (even for you). You are not answerable to anyone, Joe.

Now, how about just 2 of the 1000s of people who know what you're doing? Surely you can remember 2 names?

At 8:51 PM, Joe G said�

I can remember most of their names.

25 are named Joe

There are 15 Carols

4 Ethans

7 Phils

5 Jills

17 Jeffs

OK that is more than 3.

At 8:59 PM, Joe G said�

And Steves and Stephens, they're part of the group.

One Shawn, and 2 Seans

14 Mikes, 11 Bills, 11 Petes, 14 Sues, 23 varieties of Chrises, one Hal, 2 Arts, 4 Jeans, 5 Berts/ Burts.

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Posted: Oct. 14 2010,09:50

Those must be the names of the inflatable love dolls Joe keeps in his basement.

Joe's a popular guy!

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Posted: Oct. 14 2010,10:14

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Oct. 14 2010,09:50)

Those must be the names of the inflatable love dolls Joe keeps in his basement.

Joe's a popular guy!

:p

25 of them are variations of his own name. No one told him he couldn't count himself.

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Posted: Oct. 14 2010,11:07

Quote (Badger3k @ Oct. 14 2010,10:14)

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Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Oct. 14 2010,09:50)

Those must be the names of the inflatable love dolls Joe keeps in his basement.

Joe's a popular guy!

:p

25 of them are variations of his own name. No one told him he couldn't count himself.

Sock puppets.

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Posted: Oct. 14 2010,11:47

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You'd understand why Joe counts as 25 Joes if you took the effort to understand set theory like he does.

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Posted: Oct. 15 2010,18:58

at least Joe is discrete about it.

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Posted: Oct. 15 2010,20:13

JoeTard admits that the universe is not designed!

The relevant part:

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So if you can get such a thing started I would expect a totally chaotic universe, with things popping in and out of existence, for me that would be evidence for a non-designed universe.

Vacuum energy proves that the universe is not designed. Case closed (I guess).

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Posted: Oct. 15 2010,20:27

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Vacuum energy proves that the universe is not designed. �Case closed (I guess).

ID predicts Joe picks up the goalposts and says he didn't mean that, assface , and IOW, you're a liar and still have no positive evidence for your position and UR GAY.

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Posted: Oct. 15 2010,20:36

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Quote (blipey @ Oct. 15 2010,18:13)

Vacuum energy proves that the universe is not designed. �Case closed (I guess).

ID predicts Joe picks up the goalposts and says he didn't mean that, assface , and IOW, you're a liar and still have no positive evidence for your position and UR GAY.

Ah, if I had a nickle...

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Posted: Oct. 15 2010,21:02

Hmmmm. I guess vacuum energy and virtual particles are fairy tales. Casimir Effect? Never happened. Truly a bizarre defense.

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Posted: Oct. 17 2010,12:44

Joe made an appearance today on the Amazon thread for Meyer's atrocious book. I dunno if this is a drive-by, or if he will be entertaining us there for a while!

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Posted: Oct. 17 2010,19:55

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Oct. 17 2010,12:44)

Joe made an appearance today on the Amazon thread for Meyer's atrocious book. I dunno if this is a drive-by, or if he will be entertaining us there for a while!

His reviews and comments don't seem well received:

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Helpful votes received on reviews, lists & guides: 5% (8 of 169)

8 seems high!

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Posted: Oct. 18 2010,12:37

Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 17 2010,17:55)

His reviews and comments don't seem well received:

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Helpful votes received on reviews, lists & guides: 5% (8 of 169)

8 seems high!

Based on previous performance, 8 seems reasonable.

Joe Gallien
Joe G
JoeG
J O'Eg
Goe J
ID Guy
Yug Di
Socky McSock

And he hasn't even brought in his 25 "friends" named Joe yet.

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Posted: Oct. 18 2010,16:40

Heh, still on the Amazon thread Joe clarifies his position on the ice/water divide. In response to David A Rintoul:

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But since I am arguing with a person who believes that ice is not water, I'll just stop here.

Joe responds:

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David:
"No, quite obviously it isn't, as I've shown you."

You haven't shown anything.

And ice is ice- made fom water yes, but water is a liquid.

Why do you think we have different words if it is the same thng?

Ice is frozen water david.

My emphasis.

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Posted: Oct. 18 2010,16:46

Poppycock! Water is made from melted ice.

And don't start with that 'condensed steam' nonsense, you splitters!

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Posted: Oct. 18 2010,20:25

Ask him if a single molecule of water is a solid, liquid or a gas.

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Posted: Oct. 18 2010,21:19

Quote (sledgehammer @ Oct. 18 2010,18:25)

Ask him if a single molecule of water is a solid, liquid or a gas.

Based on Joe's oeuvre, I'm gonna predict that he says it depends on whether the molecule comes from some ice, water, or steam, 'cause they're all different and stuff. He may or may not mention his belief in the homosexuality of the questioner, but odds are good.

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,02:57

It's funny how Joe and the rest of the UD regulars even knew about that thread. It's almost as if they all read this site.....

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,06:53

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It's funny how Joe and the rest of the UD regulars even knew about that thread. It's almost as if they all read this site.....

And now he wants to talk about cake recipes!

Somebody needs to dig out that history and tweak him a bit. So much tard, so little time...

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,08:59

Perhaps even stupider than the cake nonsense, Joe now tries tell us what qualifies as a thing and what does not. Cats are apparently things but perhaps not--depending on what criteria Joe wants to use. Virtual particles are not things but maybe they are--if you use the same criteria Joe occasionally uses for cats....

Cats, Vacuum energy, and things

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,09:33

Quote (didymos @ Oct. 18 2010,22:19)

Quote (sledgehammer @ Oct. 18 2010,18:25)

Ask him if a single molecule of water is a solid, liquid or a gas.

Based on Joe's oeuvre, I'm gonna predict that he says it depends on whether the molecule comes from some ice, water, or steam, 'cause they're all different and stuff. �He may or may not mention his belief in the homosexuality of the questioner, but odds are good.

Also depends on what size the water is. You know, steam is bigger than ice.

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,09:52

And ice is bigger than water? (At normal pressures, anyway.)

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,10:10

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 19 2010,09:33)

Quote (didymos @ Oct. 18 2010,22:19)

Quote (sledgehammer @ Oct. 18 2010,18:25)

Ask him if a single molecule of water is a solid, liquid or a gas.

Based on Joe's oeuvre, I'm gonna predict that he says it depends on whether the molecule comes from some ice, water, or steam, 'cause they're all different and stuff. �He may or may not mention his belief in the homosexuality of the questioner, but odds are good.

Also depends on what size the water is. You know, steam is bigger than ice.

But it also weighs less. Not to mention that it's spelled different.

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Posted: Oct. 19 2010,10:12

Joe G caught in a quotemine?

(or maybe its just different versions?)

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I love me some quotemine!

next paragraph:

"Natural selection is the necessary outcome of discernible and often quanitifiable causes..."

And please keep reading to ensure I'm not quotemining.

http://books.google.com/books?i....f=false

Right - cross posting at AtBC so we can laugh at your quotemmining.

Also - half of your quote doesn't exist in the version I'm looking at in google books.

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