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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 15 2009,16:26    You am old. Congratulations on evading natural selection! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 15 2009,16:30    You're not old! I myself turn thirty-nineteen this week. Happy Birthday from someone just in front of you.

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 15 2009,16:49    Hope you have a good day and one of these around. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 15 2009,20:49    I, on the other hand will tempt Karma and say that "YOU ARE OLD".  Probably not as old as my right knee feels, though, so it's all good. Congrats on reaching another day to drink a whole bottle of Sancerre. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,01:32    Innocent or guilty, happy BD, Bystander. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,02:52    innocent I'm sure. I was with you that night, right? :) Happy B-day. -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,05:50    Another birthday? Look, will some of you people start dying please. All these birthdays, it's just so much effort to type out birthday messages. And you'd be doing the planet a favour. That is of course unless climate change is an athiestmaterialistdarwinistcommie conspiracy and really I'm trying to get the world all to myself and my IDCist chums..... Or not. Anyway, Happy Birthday Oh Stander on Byes. Louis -------------- Bye.

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,07:57    Hippo birfday two ewes! -------------- fusilier James 2:24

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,09:21    Quote (fusilier @ July 16 2009,07:57) Hippo birfday two ewes! Bystander's Scottish??? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

MichaelJ Posts: 462 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,16:22    Quote (blipey @ July 16 2009,09:21) Quote (fusilier @ July 16 2009,07:57) Hippo birfday two ewes! Bystander's Scottish??? Thanks all, I have ceased being bystander and am using my real name (or part thereof). They say that you are as young as the woman you feel (but unfortunately my wife is older than me). Cheers to you all with a glass of fine Australian beer (fill in your favourite).

MichaelJ Posts: 462 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,16:58    Quote (blipey @ July 16 2009,09:21) Quote (fusilier @ July 16 2009,07:57) Hippo birfday two ewes! Bystander's Scottish??? Och No! Aussie by Crickey

MichaelJ Posts: 462 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,16:59    Quote (carlsonjok @ July 15 2009,16:49) Hope you have a good day and one of these around. 2 dogs, 3 cats, 7 chooks, 2 donkeys and a Goose. Nothing gets wasted.

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,17:36    A belated Happy Birthday! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,18:20    [quote=MichaelJ,July 16 2009,22:22]     Quote (blipey @ July 16 2009,09:21) Cheers to you all with a glass of fine Australian beer (fill in your favourite). There's actually a fine Australian beer?* Anyway, happy birthday! And Prost!** * Can't help it. I'm German. Only a beer according to the German purity law is a fine beer. ** Since I happen to be drinking a bottle of (extraordinarily expensive) Krombacher Pils here in my Irish exile. -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,19:39    Quote (MichaelJ @ July 16 2009,22:22) Quote (blipey @ July 16 2009,09:21) Quote (fusilier @ July 16 2009,07:57) Hippo birfday two ewes! Bystander's Scottish??? Thanks all, I have ceased being bystander and am using my real name (or part thereof). They say that you are as young as the woman you feel (but unfortunately my wife is older than me). Cheers to you all with a glass of fine Australian beer (fill in your favourite). Wait....Michael J....recently changed name to protect identity.....I mentioned death above...it can only be... Bystander is the artist formerly known as Michael Jackson. Welcome Mr Jackson! You can count on our discretion....for a price. That was quite a bit of detective work on my part. I can has Dezine Inferuns? Louis -------------- Bye.

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,22:27    happy birthday michael jordan.  i always loved to watch you shoot the hoops.  especially that one time when you jumped really high your frind erasmus -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,22:38    Birthday? Um...er...I know I had a lolcat here somewhere. Ahhh here... Oh. Oh, my. This is confusing: Happy birthday, anyway, all three of you. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 16 2009,22:59    Quote (MichaelJ @ July 16 2009,14:58) Quote (blipey @ July 16 2009,09:21)   Quote (fusilier @ July 16 2009,07:57) Hippo birfday two ewes! Bystander's Scottish??? Och No! Aussie by Crickey Alright, somebody has to do it, and it may as well be me: -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

MichaelJ Posts: 462 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 17 2009,03:13    Quote (deadman_932 @ July 16 2009,22:38) Birthday? Um...er...I know I had a lolcat here somewhere. Ahhh here... Oh. Oh, my. This is confusing: Happy birthday, anyway, all three of you. In this picture I most closely resemble the basketball

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