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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,09:44

Stonehenge is irrelevant. Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:04

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Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Baby Stonehenge

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:07

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Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Baby Stonehenge

Damn you, Richtard! �I was just looking for an image from that scene.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:18

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Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Baby Stonehenge

Damn you, Richtard! �I was just looking for an image from that scene.

TAHT'S 30% YOU'RE MOM

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:22

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Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Baby Stonehenge

Damn you, Richtard! �I was just looking for an image from that scene.

YOU STILL WATCHED IT ALL THOUGH, DIDNTYA?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:28

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Dude, buy a fucking vowel- archaeologists cannot say one fucking thing about the designers until they determine they even existed. And they do that by finding evidence of their existence via the determination of artifacts

And the only way they make any scientific determination about the designer(s) is by studying the design and the relevant evidence. That is what Intellignet Design is all about. And all the other questions prove that ID is not a dead-end as there are obviously unanswered questions that we will attempt to answer.

Stonehenge, made up of stones, stones mother nature can produce yet for some reason no one thinks mother nature produced Stonehenge. And after centuries of study we still don't know exactly who nor how...

I come back from a nice vacation to even more epic fail.

So, provide us the evidence that your 'designer' has existed.

Unfortunately for you, to eliminate circular reasoning, you can't use the things you claim are the designs as evidence of the designer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Another dimbass response from the KevTARD-

How do we know there were designers of Stonehenge? Stonehenge is evidence there were designers of Stonehenge.

And again, dumbass, if you don't like the design inference just step up and demonstrate matter, energy, necessity and chance are all that is required.

Your position has all the power but unfortunately your position is full of cowards.

has joe ever posted anything, anywhere, which did not contain at least one spelling or grammar error/mistype? �is joe incapable of proofreading his own screeds? is perhaps his monitor too spittle-flecked from his angry screaming at interweb evotards to even make out the words he types? �is joe typing with his off hand because he's not just wanking all over the blogs he visits, but actually wanking?

inquiring minds couldn't possibly give half a stale cold shit. �ya know, iow, assface, blah blah blah.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,10:31

Quote (Febble @ Mar. 15 2012,09:44)

Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Fucking megaliths, how do they work?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,11:44

Meanwhile, over at TSZ:

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Joe G on March 15, 2012 at 11:18 am said:
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Liz- buy a fucking vowel- I am finished- you win, you can wallow in your ignorance and you can stick your false accusations up your....

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Joe G on March 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm said:

Ok let's see if this works:

No Free lunch pages 148-49
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I'm so rooooneryyyyyyyy...

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:23

I just read that thread. Joe is all kinds of stupid.

Everyone: We're not trying to explain the origin of replicators.

Joe: Explain replicators! You can't can ya?

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:30

I must be getting old. I completely missed something Joe said. So, when Joe says:

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But give a laptop to a tribe of people who have never seen technology and it is a safe bet they couldn't figure out the design nor anything about its designers.

Is he saying Intelligent Design is a cargo cult?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:37

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Lets examine the evidence. We have evidence of humans in the the area for many thousands of years prior to the building of monumental architecture. We have evidence of the growth of human culture in the area from hunter-gatherer to complex, stratified civilizations. We have evidence of their tools, we have evidence of their building techniques, we have evidence that tells us where they got their building material from and how they moved it.

What we do have is any evidence of space aliens. we have no rayguns, or lasers, or parts of spaceships, or space suits. We have no remains of space aliens. We have absolutely nothing.

Your so-called evidence is garbage. Joe knows better who built those amazing ancient structures.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:43

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 15 2012,06:29)

Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 11 2012,17:58)

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 11 2012,10:57)

Dude, buy a fucking vowel- archaeologists cannot say one fucking thing about the designers until they determine they even existed. And they do that by finding evidence of their existence via the determination of artifacts

And the only way they make any scientific determination about the designer(s) is by studying the design and the relevant evidence. That is what Intellignet Design is all about. And all the other questions prove that ID is not a dead-end as there are obviously unanswered questions that we will attempt to answer.

Stonehenge, made up of stones, stones mother nature can produce yet for some reason no one thinks mother nature produced Stonehenge. And after centuries of study we still don't know exactly who nor how...

I come back from a nice vacation to even more epic fail.

So, provide us the evidence that your 'designer' has existed.

Unfortunately for you, to eliminate circular reasoning, you can't use the things you claim are the designs as evidence of the designer.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Another dimbass response from the KevTARD-

How do we know there were designers of Stonehenge? Stonehenge is evidence there were designers of Stonehenge.

And again, dumbass, if you don't like the design inference just step up and demonstrate matter, energy, necessity and chance are all that is required.

Your position has all the power but unfortunately your position is full of cowards.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:46

The Whole Truth... you forgot Cthullu. Now I has a sad.

Oh well... Joe has probably flounced again. No actual discussion how expected.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,12:50

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 15 2012,12:37)

Quote (afarensis @ Mar. 15 2012,09:03)

Lets examine the evidence. We have evidence of humans in the the area for many thousands of years prior to the building of monumental architecture. We have evidence of the growth of human culture in the area from hunter-gatherer to complex, stratified civilizations. We have evidence of their tools, we have evidence of their building techniques, we have evidence that tells us where they got their building material from and how they moved it.

What we do have is any evidence of space aliens. we have no rayguns, or lasers, or parts of spaceships, or space suits. We have no remains of space aliens. We have absolutely nothing.

Your so-called evidence is garbage. Joe knows better who built those amazing ancient structures.

Maybe when he is awake, but at night he dreams beautiful dreams that tell him the truth.

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Church burning ebola boy

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PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,13:11

Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 15 2012,10:46)

The Whole Truth... you forgot Cthullu. �Now I has a sad.

Oh well... Joe has probably flounced again. �No actual discussion how expected.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,13:24

One of the Myst games?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,13:35

Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 15 2012,13:24)

One of the Myst games?

Stargate

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,13:38

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One of the Myst games?

Stargate

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this gate is not wheelchair accessible? �(I have a wheelchair-bound child. �I look at flights of stairs like that and shudder.)

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,15:27

Joe and KF continue to console each other at UD.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,15:33

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Joe and KF continue to console each other at UD.

Shouldn't console be cornhole?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,15:40

two betas fighting for gamma

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,15:46

Quote (noncarborundum @ Mar. 15 2012,13:38)

Quote (afarensis @ Mar. 15 2012,13:35)

Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 15 2012,13:24)

One of the Myst games?

Stargate

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this gate is not wheelchair accessible? �(I have a wheelchair-bound child. �I look at flights of stairs like that and shudder.)

The Air Force did at least follow ADA regs and include a ramp on the Earth gate. (My brother uses a wheelchair, and I notice the same things.)

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,16:08

Quote (noncarborundum @ Mar. 15 2012,13:38)

Quote (afarensis @ Mar. 15 2012,13:35)

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Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 15 2012,13:24)

One of the Myst games?

Stargate

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this gate is not wheelchair accessible? �(I have a wheelchair-bound child. �I look at flights of stairs like that and shudder.)

Oddly enough, my first thought when I see this is a extremely cold night in December 1994, when my wife and I were going to see Stargate at a dollar theater in Columbus, OH. � We never saw the movie, but came home with a stray kitten we named Flicker, after the theater.

She is still with us.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,16:23

Joe's got so pissy at the thought of CSI being created. Love it!

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,16:57

Quote (noncarborundum @ Mar. 15 2012,10:31)

Quote (Febble @ Mar. 15 2012,09:44)

Stonehenge is irrelevant. �Stonehenge doesn't reproduce.

Fucking megaliths, how do they work?

That's just it: Megaliths don't fuck�

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,17:21

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Joe's got so pissy at the thought of CSI being created. Love it!

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Hi Mike- materialism can't explain water. It can't explain gravity. It just has to start with all the stuff it needs to explain.

I look at the real world, Mike. And the evidence for Intelligent Design is there. And if you had any evidence to support your position, we wouldn't be having this discussion. So just the fact taht we are having it, and all you can to is try to insult me, is evidence enough that you have nothing.

Thank you

sniff... sniff... get your own dirt.... sniff... sniff.....

Edited by Erasmus, FCD on Mar. 15 2012,20:05

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,18:19

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 15 2012,16:08)

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Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 15 2012,13:24)

One of the Myst games?

Stargate

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this gate is not wheelchair accessible? �(I have a wheelchair-bound child. �I look at flights of stairs like that and shudder.)

Oddly enough, my first thought when I see this is a extremely cold night in December 1994, when my wife and I were going to see Stargate at a dollar theater in Columbus, OH. � We never saw the movie, but came home with a stray kitten we named Flicker, after the theater.

She is still with us.

Approach with caution. �She appears to harbor a Goa'uld.

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,20:22

Perhaps you missed it, Joe. Probably just ignoring it because you have no idea what to say about it but...

It has been claimed that archaeology is about designers and that that ID claims not to be about designers. what say you?

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Posted: Mar. 15 2012,22:29

Quote (noncarborundum @ Mar. 15 2012,13:38)

Quote (afarensis @ Mar. 15 2012,13:35)

Quote (Amadan @ Mar. 15 2012,13:24)

One of the Myst games?

Stargate

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that this gate is not wheelchair accessible? �(I have a wheelchair-bound child. �I look at flights of stairs like that and shudder.)

Indeed.

I thought even the Tau'ri were aware that the Chapp'ai were built by a race of Ancients so advanced that they enjoyed near-perfect health and had no need of wheelchair ramps.

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