Bing
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Joined: Mar. 2006
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| Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 31 2008,08:01) | | Quote (Bing @ Oct. 31 2008,05:55) | | Keep this up steve and Madhur Jaffrey will come to your house and slap you about the head with hot naan fresh from the tandoor. Or maybe Mario Batali will come and beat you with pasta rags. |
Okay, well, if Mario Batali is discovered dead one day, having been drunk under the table and buried in a thin greasy pile of papadum, you'll know what happened. :D |
Mario, dead drunk under your table? If what Anthony Bourdain (himself no slouch in the "legendary appetites" department) has written about Mario is even halfway true then he has nothing to fear from you. | Quote | | Oh, Mario! Oh great one! They shut down Molto Mario--only the smartest and best of the stand-up cooking shows. Is there any more egregiously under-used, criminally mishandled, dismissively treated chef on television? Relegated to the circus of Iron Chef America, where--like a great, toothless lion, fouling his cage, he hangs on--and on--a major draw (and often the only reason to watch the show). How I would like to see him unchained, free to make the television shows he’s capable of, the Real Mario--in all his Rabelasian brilliance. How I would love to hear the snapping bones of his cruel FN ringmasters, crunching between his mighty jaws! Let us see the cloven hooves beneath those cheery clogs! Let Mario be Mario! |
But you keep making those Italian curries. Unfortunately they are to cooking what afdave is to science education :)
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