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Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,11:27    Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 24 2010,11:05) So Joe is making tough guy noise while he masturbates. He'll shutup when he either cums or runs out of lube. You can tell when he's close to getting the monitor all sticky by the exponential rise in typos he makes.   -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,11:30    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Feb. 24 2010,11:27) Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 24 2010,11:05) So Joe is making tough guy noise while he masturbates. He'll shutup when he either cums or runs out of lube. You can tell when he's close to getting the monitor all sticky by the exponential rise in typos he makes.   :p - T Afterbirth speaks from experience... -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Tom Ames Posts: 238 Joined: Dec. 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,11:56    Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,07:00) Quote (Tom Ames @ Feb. 23 2010,12:29) Clearly, Joe's health plan does nothing for sufferers of traumatic brain injury. Clearly Tom Ames is an asshole... Oh well PLAYED, sir! -------------- -Tom Ames

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,13:03    I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis -------------- Bye.

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,13:35    Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,13:03) Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Hopefully that will have a greater effect than his second lobotomy had... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,13:36    Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,11:03) I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis He seems to have quite the thing about bottoms - mentions them in almost every post.  I wonder what this means? -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,14:08    Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,13:36) Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,11:03) I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis He seems to have quite the thing about bottoms - mentions them in almost every post.  I wonder what this means? -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,14:28    Joe G Bingo for your amusement. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,14:44    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 24 2010,14:28) Joe G Bingo for your amusement. You might need a 3-dimensional bingo card to encompass all of Joe's tardliness. For sure it needs to include terms like asshole afterbirth school board genetic accidents evotards bad lifestyle choices and probably lots more -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,14:48    Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,18:36) Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,11:03) I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis He seems to have quite the thing about bottoms - mentions them in almost every post.  I wonder what this means? I quite literally have no idea at all. Unnnnnlesssssss..... Nah. It couldn't mean.....wait could it? But he's so big and tough on the internet. He's a Jesusfreak too. He couldn't possibly be one of those guys who goes to bars and begs men to take them out to a back alley and treat them roughly could he?* Louis *Gay men, usually being possessed of something called "taste and discernment" will often say "no". I imagine that there is the very occasional gay man who is down on his luck and desperate though... -------------- Bye.

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,14:53    Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,12:48)     Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,18:36)     Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,11:03) I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis He seems to have quite the thing about bottoms - mentions them in almost every post.  I wonder what this means? I quite literally have no idea at all. Unnnnnlesssssss..... Nah. It couldn't mean.....wait could it? But he's so big and tough on the internet. He's a Jesusfreak too. He couldn't possibly be one of those guys who goes to bars and begs men to take them out to a back alley and treat them roughly could he?* Louis *Gay men, usually being possessed of something called "taste and discernment" will often say "no". I imagine that there is the very occasional gay man who is down on his luck and desperate though... Well, that eliminates all grounds for speculation.  No Jesusfreak would ever do, or even think about, such nasty, nasty things. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:00    Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,19:53) Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,12:48)     Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,18:36)       Quote (Louis @ Feb. 24 2010,11:03) I see our Internet Tough Guy is back. Isn't it sweet. Hey there little fella. Hey there. Good Internet Tough Guy, bark for daddy. Come, bark little Internet Tough Guy, bark. Awwwww watch him jump and yap. Isn't he just so adorable you wish he could be neutered for a second time. Louis He seems to have quite the thing about bottoms - mentions them in almost every post.  I wonder what this means? I quite literally have no idea at all. Unnnnnlesssssss..... Nah. It couldn't mean.....wait could it? But he's so big and tough on the internet. He's a Jesusfreak too. He couldn't possibly be one of those guys who goes to bars and begs men to take them out to a back alley and treat them roughly could he?* Louis *Gay men, usually being possessed of something called "taste and discernment" will often say "no". I imagine that there is the very occasional gay man who is down on his luck and desperate though... Well, that eliminates all grounds for speculation.  No Jesusfreak would ever do, or even think about, such nasty, nasty things. [Roy Zimmerman] Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual... [/Roy Zimmerman] Indeed. I agree John, I'll bet none of them have wide stances either. Glad we proved that. Hallelujah! Louis -------------- Bye.

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:03    Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 24 2010,10:04) Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,09:44) Quote (olegt @ Feb. 24 2010,09:42) What would be the proof that one writes as Joe G and the other as ID guy? We would show you our collaborations. Hey, Oleg?  Joe is inviting you back to his place to show you his etchings!! Joe is Teh Ghey! Hey, Joe, tell us about how you are tired of having evolution rammed down your throat! He's deep throating Evolution?

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:04    Quote (tsig @ Feb. 24 2010,13:03) Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 24 2010,10:04)   Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,09:44)   Quote (olegt @ Feb. 24 2010,09:42) What would be the proof that one writes as Joe G and the other as ID guy? We would show you our collaborations. Hey, Oleg?  Joe is inviting you back to his place to show you his etchings!! Joe is Teh Ghey! Hey, Joe, tell us about how you are tired of having evolution rammed down your throat! He's deep throating Evolution? He's fantasising about it deeply religious. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:05    Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,10:57) Quote (olegt @ Feb. 24 2010,10:51) So, the evidence exists but you can only show it in person?  :D I want my share of the $20K. You don't get anything until I see the money. Your assholiness is going to cost you... Joe said: "assholiness" We know you like it but it's hardly holy.

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:06    Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,11:21) Quote (Dr.GH @ Feb. 24 2010,11:05) So Joe is making tough guy noise while he masturbates. He'll shutup when he either cums or runs out of lube. Dr GH the screamer chimes in with nothing of substance... Shooting blanks, Joe?

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,15:11    Quote (JohnW @ Feb. 24 2010,15:04) Quote (tsig @ Feb. 24 2010,13:03)   Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 24 2010,10:04)   Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 24 2010,09:44)     Quote (olegt @ Feb. 24 2010,09:42) What would be the proof that one writes as Joe G and the other as ID guy? We would show you our collaborations. Hey, Oleg?  Joe is inviting you back to his place to show you his etchings!! Joe is Teh Ghey! Hey, Joe, tell us about how you are tired of having evolution rammed down your throat! He's deep throating Evolution? He's fantasising about it deeply religious. OMG both Jesus and Joe begin with a "J". They must be "j"oined at the hip...or somewhere.

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2010,17:15    Hey Joe, Did you drop by to tell us which forms of insurance you currently carry? Auto? If not, does your local police department know this?  If yes, why can't you drive well enough to not need stoopid insurance? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,15:33    Hey Dr GH - Joe seems upset: http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2010....rd.html -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,15:44    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 25 2010,15:33) Hey Dr GH - Joe seems upset: http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2010....rd.html But he didn't link to AtBC; he just mentioned it. Does he think that Clive will ban him if he links to us from his own backwater blog? -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,16:19    To be fair he linked to it after some prodding. Hopefully he cums over! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,16:33    Joe G.:   Quote If you want to watch a group circle-jerk, that is a good place to start. Joe doesn't quite grasp that in a true circle jerk only one guy is found pulling his pud when the lights come on. Joe: You're the guy. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,19:06    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 25 2010,16:33) Joe G.:     Quote If you want to watch a group circle-jerk, that is a good place to start. Joe doesn't quite grasp that in a true circle jerk only one guy is found pulling his pud when the lights come on. Joe: You're the guy. No Bill obviously you are because you knew such a thing- which means you have been caught. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,19:10    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 25 2010,16:19) To be fair he linked to it after some prodding. Hopefully he cums over! To be honest Richtard- I know that is very foreign to you- I thought that I had linked to this cesspool. It was a mere oversight that I would have caught once I had teh time to read the post as it appears on the blog. But anyways you any of you fuckheads ever talk about something or do you girls just gossip the day away? -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,19:50    Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 25 2010,20:10) But anyways you any of you fuckheads ever talk about something or do you girls just gossip the day away? Sure! Glad you're here. The belt on my clothes dryer has been slipping and the drum sometimes fails to rotate. Any suggestions? -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2010,19:58    So... Auto insurance, Joe?  Got any?  Why or why not? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,08:04    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 25 2010,19:50) Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 25 2010,20:10) But anyways you any of you fuckheads ever talk about something or do you girls just gossip the day away? Sure! Glad you're here. The belt on my clothes dryer has been slipping and the drum sometimes fails to rotate. Any suggestions? Yes- I have a suggestion. Pull it away from the wall and take off the back cover- do NOT unplug the unit or if you had to unplug it to take the cover off then plug the unit back in. Follow the plug's wires to the termination block. Stick out your tongue and lick the wires where they attach to the dryer. That should solve all your problems. Glad I could help. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,09:21    Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 02 2010,09:04)       Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 25 2010,19:50)         Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 25 2010,20:10) But anyways you any of you fuckheads ever talk about something or do you girls just gossip the day away? Sure! Glad you're here. The belt on my clothes dryer has been slipping and the drum sometimes fails to rotate. Any suggestions? Yes- I have a suggestion. Pull it away from the wall and take off the back cover- do NOT unplug the unit or if you had to unplug it to take the cover off then plug the unit back in. Follow the plug's wires to the termination block. Stick out your tongue and lick the wires where they attach to the dryer. That should solve all your problems. Glad I could help. Well, I tried that. There was a blinding flash and a period of cardiac clamping. Then followed a similar clamping of brain function - every neuron hyperpolarized, the flow of oxygen stopped and all brain activity ceased. In that instant I found your position vis ID and evolution cogent and well reasoned. And I remember thinking, "peroxide." Upon my recovery I found that my dryer still doesn't work. The drum still stops rotating intermittently. Are you sure you're in the right trade? -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,12:07    Auto Insurance, Joe.  Got any?  Why or why not? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,12:18    Quote (Joe G @ Feb. 26 2010,00:10) Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 25 2010,16:19) To be fair he linked to it after some prodding. Hopefully he cums over! To be honest Richtard- I know that is very foreign to you- I thought that I had linked to this cesspool. It was a mere oversight that I would have caught once I had teh time to read the post as it appears on the blog. But anyways you any of you fuckheads ever talk about something or do you girls just gossip the day away? We used to, way back in the Before Time, during the Never Never. You know, when Intelligent Design Creationism was young, the new dishonest creationist strategy on the block. Now it's old and withered and all its bullshit talking points and asinine claims have been refuted a thousand times* we just get to laugh at the few remaining fuck-knuckles like you who are too stupid and ill-informed to pull their heads from their arseholes. ETA: Hey, it's something to do when waiting for the next generation of clueless backwoods godbots to pour old creationist wine into supposedly new bottles. Louis *To be fair, most of them were pre-refuted seeing as they were either a) warmed over creationist shite from before, b) wrong or c) both. -------------- Bye.

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