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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:20    Quote (carlsonjok @ May 12 2007,20:08) Quote (Richardthughes @ May 12 2007,16:10) Lucky Kristine... Don't let on you're a witch, or they'll use you as an anchor. No, they wouldn't.  Witches float because they weigh the same as a duck. No wonder they kicked you out of Merry Old England, not knowing that and all.  Shame it was us Americans that got stuck with you. HAR HAR HAR. THIS IS YOU. HOMO -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:21    Is Arden the one on top, or the one on bottom? -stevetard

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:25    ITS CARLSONJOK. LOOK AT HIS RUBBISH ICON THINGY. WOOPTY DOO. YE HAR. HE'S JUST TRYING TO LUCK LIKE G.W.BUSH. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:26    Homos. -st

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:27    Quote (stevestory @ May 12 2007,20:21) Is Arden the one on top, or the one on bottom? -stevetard Neither, I'm the one behind your mother.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:28    Arden is no longer with us. -st

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:30    Quote (stevestory @ May 12 2007,20:28) Arden is no longer with us. -st OH HOW I HAVE LONGED FOR THIS HAPPY DAY. IN YOU'RE FACE FACE, ARDEN CHATTERBOX. *HIGH FIVES HOLE BORED* -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:32    He was a hobo. Or a homo. Whatever. -st

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:33    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 12 2007,20:25) ITS CARLSONJOK. LOOK AT HIS RUBBISH ICON THINGY. WOOPTY DOO. YE HAR. As one of my old cyclist friends said after seeing a picture of me on horseback:  "Hey, look! A horse with two asses!"* Quote HE'S JUST TRYING TO LUCK LIKE G.W.BUSH. There is not a horse to be found on G.W. Bush's Texas ranch.  Seriously.  No cattle either. Least not since he stopped leasing land to a real rancher. * Which isn't nearly as cool as a monkey with 4 asses. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:36    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 12 2007,16:10) Lucky Kristine... Don't let on you're a witch, or they'll use you as an anchor. They already have. Oh. Is an ¨anchor¨ the person who holds others´beers as they get into the jaccuzi on the ship with her? Notice to everyone everywhere, evilutionists, UDudes, YECs: Come to the Galapagos. I am not kidding. Beg, borrow, steal the money, go to lovely Ecuador and then get to the Galapagos. I don´t care if you think the friggin´universe was created yesterday - this is a magnificent place!!! I am having a wonderful time!!!!!!   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:40    I'd heard that hurricanes twist the other way in the southern hemisphere, but Kristine's posts reveal a subtler weirdness--apostrophes lean the other way down there...

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,20:42    Quote (stevestory @ May 12 2007,20:28) Arden is no longer with us. -st No, I'm with your mother, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Don't worry, I'll return her eventually.   -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,21:08    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 12 2007,20:42) Quote (stevestory @ May 12 2007,20:28) Arden is no longer with us. -st No, I'm with your mother, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Don't worry, I'll return her eventually.  :angry: Eventually? 67 seconds would be your longest ever. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,21:52    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 12 2007,21:08)   Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 12 2007,20:42)   Quote (stevestory @ May 12 2007,20:28) Arden is no longer with us. -st No, I'm with your mother, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Don't worry, I'll return her eventually.   Eventually? 67 seconds would be your longest ever. ALLRIGHT, SHUT UP CAUSE IM TALKING. LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE HAD RITCHARDS MOTHER, STEVES MOTHER AND ARDINS MOTHER ON MY YACHT HOUSEBOAT THAT BOAT I USE TO OWN, AND ALL THREE OF THEM BEGED ME TO SIRE THERE CHILDREN. OF COURSE I SAID YES, AND SO THAT MAKES ME THEY'RE DADDY, ROTFLOL. NOT ONLY THAT, I HAD THERE FATHERS TWO, THAT JEST SHOWS YOU WHAT HOMOE'S STEVE, RITCHARD AND ARDIN ARE AND, UH... WAIT, LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.-DT -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,22:05    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 12 2007,00:55) Hey, welcome back Lou! Thank ye, Arden, thank ye. I guess I'm back sorta.  Nice to be missed. The image of Robert Dembski and the Denyse O'DaveTard girls was awesome, RB.  That's the kind of thing I missed about this place... That and Richard Tard Hughes' Dave impressions. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,22:16    Quote (Lou FCD @ May 12 2007,22:05) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 12 2007,00:55) Hey, welcome back Lou! Thank ye, Arden, thank ye. I guess I'm back sorta.  Nice to be missed. The image of Robert Dembski and the Denyse O'DaveTard girls was awesome, RB.  That's the kind of thing I missed about this place... That and Richard Tard Hughes' Dave impressions. YOUR LATE. YOU TREAT THIS PLACE LIKE A HOTEL. YOU'RE DINNERS IN THE DOG. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,22:23    Quote (Richardthughes @ May 12 2007,22:16) Quote (Lou FCD @ May 12 2007,22:05) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ May 12 2007,00:55) Hey, welcome back Lou! Thank ye, Arden, thank ye. I guess I'm back sorta.  Nice to be missed. The image of Robert Dembski and the Denyse O'DaveTard girls was awesome, RB.  That's the kind of thing I missed about this place... That and Richard Tard Hughes' Dave impressions. YOUR LATE. YOU TREAT THIS PLACE LIKE A HOTEL. YOU'RE DINNERS IN THE DOG. :angry: You can please some of the people some of the time, blah blah blah... Don't make me talk to Kate. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,22:37    Hey, did you guys know about this?  Dembski edited an abstinence textbook called Sex and Character in 1998.  It's from Pandas Publications, the publishing arm of the Foundation for Thought and Ethics. Check out the description: Quote Book Description Sex and Character is a supplemental textbook that uses character-development as an essential basis for teaching abstinence until marriage. Young people, growing up in today's high-risk world, need to clearly understand what those risks are, and it benefits them greatly to hear the stories of their peers sharing how their decisions have impacted their lives. This book is chock full of wise counsel, up-to-date information, helpful referrals, lists of organizations prepared to help teens in trouble, beautiful color photos, charts and graphs. This book will help teens, teachers and parents discuss this difficult subject with the aid of discussion questions at the end of each chapter. From the Publisher Bright and positive, but very realistic Practical in its guidance Experience-based Full of wise counsel 114 colorful photos, most of them of other teens Numerous charts and graphs Excellent chapter-by-chapter discussion questions Helpful referrals Up-to-date medical science No anatomical diagrams or instructions in "safe sex" -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 12 2007,23:06    Quote (Lou FCD @ May 12 2007,22:05) The image of Robert Dembski and the Denyse O'DaveTard girls was awesome, RB.  That's the kind of thing I missed about this place... That and Richard Tard Hughes' Dave impressions. Thanks, all.  But you're assuming photoshop was involved. It wasn't easy getting Dave and his enantiomorph onto the set. Throwing a cluestick worked best. Ditto left and right U-Denyse, who responded best to a guy with Korsakoff's syndrome confabulating critiques of materialism. I told The Big Head that one of the girls was Barbara Forrest and he was there. He brought his own microphone and tie. I found Sal on the set just the way you see him, already in his dress and singing "Addicted to Love." I made him wipe off the red lipstick. None of them can really play those instruments. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Wesley R. Elsberry Posts: 4991 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,00:07    Whee. Jeff Shallit's blog pointed out an invidious comparison by Denyse O'Leary over on UD. I had just posted something today on my blog about a John West invidious comparison, so I had to update it...   Quote Update: I just noticed Jeff Shallit's post noting another recent instance, this one has IDC advocate Denyse O'Leary saying "Darwinists" are Nazi brownshirts... although, as Jeff Shallit points out, she didn't actually know what the term "brownshirts" meant when she used it. But at least name-calling is something that Denyse O'Leary may aspire to do competently, at some future point. -------------- "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,00:18    Special... http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-120942 Quote 11 benkeshet 05/12/2007 11:13 pm Hector Avalos reveals his worldview at the Society of Biblical Literature. http://www.sbl-site.org/Article.aspx?ArticleId=520 The sixth paragraph begins: “In the interest of self-disclosure, I should say that I am a secular humanist and a Mexican immigrant.” A Secular humanist who writes for Society of Biblical Literature.  DaveTardesque.. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

djmullen Posts: 327 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,01:58    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ May 12 2007,14:05)     Quote (Ichthyic @ May 12 2007,12:39)       Quote We're gonna have to face it folks, we're addicted to Tard. ouch,  I just had a mental picture of what the music video for "addicted to Tard" would look like. shudder. That picture was taken at a recording session.  Their song can be listened to at www.Jesus_Rocks_the_Tards.com Some reviews: "Music like this has never been heard before!" Rolling Stoned "You MUST be sober when you listen to this!" Stoney Rolled "It is just [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [even more and longer expletive's deleted] [mutha...] damn!"  ID Review "Jesus died for their sins." World Nut Daily "I am not making this up." Dave Barry "HOMOS!"  Dave Tard

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,02:53    Must resist replying to tard. Bob EDIT: my will is weak.... -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

oldmanintheskydidntdoit Posts: 4999 Joined: July 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,06:05    jerry finally gets a clue Quote These are just my observations on this topic and also sometimes I think we operate with less than a half deck of cards when discussing these things. There seems to be a lot of relevant information out there that we are unaware of. -------------- I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies". FTK if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand Gordon Mullings

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,06:07    In an unsurprising news flash, DaveTard is afraid of clowns.  I emailed the Tardmeister to tell him I was arriving.  No reply.  I called him to tell him I was in.  No reply.  I guess the just don't build marines like they used to.  I mean, they obviously build them bigger and with an inverted v-shape, but not like they used to. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,07:38    Quote 45   DaveScot  05/12/2007  9:06 am You very correctly point to ERV as the best evidence for common descent. You misunderstood what I wrote. ERVs were just the final straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak... ...(blah blah blah)... ...95% of the stuff that makes up the universe, known only by its gravitational interaction with normal matter, remains uncharacterized. Who knows what lurks there. Clowns, prolly. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

oldmanintheskydidntdoit Posts: 4999 Joined: July 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,08:55    GilDodgen Quote Academia in America has become a cess-pool of intolerance, despite its claim that it promotes tolerance as the highest virtue. They only tolerate those who agree with them, but this is antithetical to the definition of tolerance, which is putting up with those with whom you disagree. This is ultimate hypocrisy and completely despicable. Funny Gil, that sounds exactly like the regime at UD! And you are right, it is completely despicable. -------------- I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies". FTK if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand Gordon Mullings

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,09:40    Granville Sewell is a tard Quote This makes me very, very angry. And you won't like Granville Sewell when he's angry...

N.Wells Posts: 1836 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,09:44    From Borne, at http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....toronto Quote “Intelligent Design: War on Science” Exactly what the Hegelian dialectic requires of them as manipulators of public opinion and lame propagandists of a lost cause. They are poor losers who have to invent an enemy (ID) then proclaim themselves the public saviors in order to keep control. A) Projection, projection, projection. B) We invented an enemy?  In his "Wedge Document", Phillip Johnson listed as two goals, "To defeat scientific materialism and its destructive moral, cultural, and political legacies" and "To replace materialistic explanations with the theistic understanding that nature and human beings are created by God."  In what way is that not a declaration of a war on science?

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 13 2007,09:53    Quote In what way is that not a declaration of a war on science? In the same way that my love of bacon is not a declaration of war on English poetry, but rather a rationalization of my hatred for those of cloven-hoof? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

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