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| Quote (Gunthernacus @ April 19 2008,09:28) | Atom:
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Not polite to go to someone’s house and call them an IDiot.
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No, that isn't polite. If you go to someone's house and you think he's an idiot, you don't call him an idiot - you knock up his wife. |
From JB's site
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Then the capstone which pretty much offended all the Christians, I wrote in response to a man (not sure who) who wasn't sure if women were instinctually attracted to intelligent men for the biological father of their babies:
"You wouldn't be wondering if you'd had a number of other men's wives yelling at you in the height of passion "I want to have your baby!". It's a little disconcerting at first but you get used to it. It's a dirty job but someone has to do it. Some guys prefer to make the world's children smarter by becoming teachers and some guys prefer to make them smarter through better genetics. It's all good. -ds"
HAHAHA - I kill me sometimes! That's only partly in jest. It only happened to me once, right after I got out of the Marines, not a number of times. But it did result in one very bright boy raised by parents who were both dumb as a mud fence.
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.....gee anything over an IQ of 80 must be special eh Dt? That little socipath will soon be ruling the world right? Brazil all over again.
THAT'S RITE YOU HOMO'S, YOU ALL THINK I'M A ONE TRICK PONY.
WELL I AINT.
THAT ONE TIME WITH MRS. MUD FENCE WAS JUST THE START NOW I HAVE A WHOLE FUNDY SECT I SCREW ON A DAILY BASIS JUST CHECK THE UD SLUTS WHO HANG AROUND FOR MY BONE. WHY K.F. WANTS MY BABY, BA77 WANTS A LITTLE TARD, EVEN BILL PROMISED ME ONE OF HIS ANGELS AFTER HE WAS FINISHED WITH HER...erm IF HE ACTUALLY FINDS HER, GOOD LUCK BILL THAT SEXY CARDIGAN WILL HAVE THEM KILLING EACH OTHER FOR YOUR CHARMING BLANK "I'LL HYPNOTIZE YOU FOR JESUS" STARE.
I CAN'T WAIT.
I HOPE SHE IS AS EXPERIENCED AS ME BECAUSE IN THE HEIGHT OF PASSION I DON'T WANT TO BE THINKING OF MUD FENCES.
THAT WILL MAKE IT 2 FEMALES IN 20 YEARS. (I DON'T COUNT MY WIFE SHE ONLY MARRIED ME BECAUSE I READ SCI-AM AND THINKS I'M REALLY SMAART rolls eyes, BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SCIENCE, JUST POLITICS)
THAT MUST BE A RECORD.
I AM THE DON JUAN OF ID, THE CASSANOVA OF PSEUDO, THE UD GANGSTA' OF LOVE, A BACK DOOR MAN, A SPERM DONOR TO THE MUD FENCED RED NECK MARINE GROUPIES WHO AFTER 2 BOTTLES OF SOMETHING CHEAP CAN'T RESIST ME er just make that ONE MUD FENCED RED NECK MARINE GROUPIE WHO AFTER 2 BOTTLES OF SOMETHING CHEAP DIDN'T RESIST ME...once.
HAHA I KILL ME SOMETIMES MY REAL KIDS DON'T KNOW THEY HAVE AN OLDER 1/2 TARD BROTHER.
MY WIFE DIDN'T WANT KIDS FOR A LONG TIME. I HAD TO PRETEND I WAS A FRIEND OF MINE BEFORE SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME.
SHE MADE ME DRESS UP AS AN AIRLINE PILOT AND THEN GO ROUND TO THE BACK DOOR AND KNOCK QUIETLY.
SHE WOULD LET ME IN AND PRETEND THAT I WAS OUT WALKING THE DOGS WHILE SHE FUCKED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM AND SCREAMED BILL! BILL! BILL! AT THE HEIGHT OF PASSION. dt.
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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
"I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin
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