EyeNoU
Posts: 115 Joined: Mar. 2008
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I think Dave's departure deserves a song parody.
(To the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean)
A long long time ago I can still remember How that Tardfest used to make me smile And I knew if DaveTard had his chance That he could make IDC's people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But November news made me sadder it even made KairosFocus blather Bad news on UD's website DaveTard, there, would no more write I can't remember if I cried When I thought about his wounded pride But something touched me deep inside The day that DaveTard fly'd ...
So bye, bye Mr. UD TARD guy Drove my browser to UD's website but the TARD stream was dry And AtBC regulars were drinking craft beers and Skyy Singing this'll be the day DaveTard cries Thisll be the day DaveTard cries
Did Dr.Dr. write the books of TARD And is denying science all that hard If the Bible tells you to? Now do you believe "Of Pandas and People" 'Cause you heard it underneath a church steeple? And can you teach me how to "Gish Gallop" real fast? Well, I know that all of you love TARD 'cause laughing at it's not that hard You all surf the 'net for more and are sure to share it if you score I am a lowly middle-age Texas misfit With a laptop computer and a place to sit But I knew that ID was bullshit before the day that DaveTard fly'd I started singing
Bye, bye Mr. UD TARD guy Drove my browser to UD's website but the TARD stream was dry And AtBC regulars were drinking craft beers and Skyy Singing this'll be the day DaveTard cries Thisll be the day DaveTard cries
Now, for many years we've been defending science Yet some folk keep flinging TARD in defiance But that's not how it ought to be When the people voted for a new Prez and Veep they told the wingnuts Sarah Palin you keep In a voice that came from you and me Oh and while DaveTard was feeling down The UD site stole his banninator crown When Judge Jones' courtroom was adjourned A great verdict was returned And while Dave screamed,"Obama's just like Marx" The voters quietly rejected that farce with Election Day totals after dark The day that DaveTard fly'd We were singing
Bye, bye Mr. UD TARD guy Drove my browser to UD's website but the TARD stream was dry And AtBC regulars were drinking craft beers and Skyy Singing this'll be the day DaveTard cries Thisll be the day DaveTard cries
I have way too much free time on my hands......
Edited by Lou FCD on Nov. 18 2008,16:55
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