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carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,06:51    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,06:49) Yup just under 6' 1"- overweight? at 210 lbs? Well Mikey Jordan- when he was playing- had a BMI that said he was obese. So it all depends on what you mean by "overweight". -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,08:55    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,06:50) Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 28 2010,07:12) Quote (SLP @ Oct. 27 2010,19:27)   Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22) Such a sad little boy. Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs. Poor Joe. A 150 lb bully?   :O Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :( Bring it on flyboy... Joe, aren't you old and crippled? Best to stick to just *one* story. You can always pretend that was ID guy, I suppose. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,09:29    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,06:46) Do you remember you and rapier were going to come to my work? What ever happened with that? Don't worry, they'll come when they need you to repair their toaster. -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,10:12    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,06:49) Quote (blipey @ Oct. 27 2010,20:46) Quote (SLP @ Oct. 27 2010,18:27)   Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22) Such a sad little boy. Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs. Poor Joe. A 150 lb bully?   :O To be fair, he is claiming to be 200 lbs.  But unless he's also claiming to be 6' 3", he's probably overweight. Yup just under 6' 1"- overweight? at 210 lbs? Well Mikey Jordan- when he was playing- had a BMI that said he was obese. So it all depends on what you mean by "overweight". Since you're on a goofy-nickname basis with him, perhaps you can ask him what his body fat percentage was?  Most professional athletes will have an abnormally high BMI, you should follow your own advice here--use some context. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,10:17    Also, can we now add professional basketball player to your resume, Joe.  Name dropping ol' Jords, whom you have something in common with: a pretty high BMI, almost in the obese range.  You probably aren't working out so much though with the injuries and all, so the body fat percentage is probably higher than ole Mic. Conclusion: you're obese. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,10:32    Poor Joe. On top of being a complete failure as an internet bully, it turns out his BMI is twice his IQ. Hopefully his mommy will bring him cookies down to the basement, so he won't have to lug his ass up the stairs. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,11:55    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,04:43) And yes I expect you imbeciles to point and laugh- that is what you do... And they said it would never happen... Finally, a confirmed ID hypothesis. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,13:05    Here's one for Joe: http://scienceblogs.com/startsw...._un.php -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,13:50    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 29 2010,13:05) Here's one for Joe: http://scienceblogs.com/startsw...._un.php Oooh!!!  That's exciting; it's about size-yness, one of Joe's stronger areas! -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,14:50    Quote (blipey @ Oct. 29 2010,13:50) Quote Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 29 2010,13:05) Here's one for Joe: http://scienceblogs.com/startsw...._un.php Oooh!!!  That's exciting; it's about size-yness, one of Joe's stronger areas! Sure, but at that scale, we are all damn puny. Awesome article btw! -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed.  Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,16:16    he's having a mini-meltdown on his blog right now. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Wolfhound Posts: 468 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 29 2010,18:15    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,07:50) Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 28 2010,07:12) Quote (SLP @ Oct. 27 2010,19:27)   Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22) Such a sad little boy. Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs. Poor Joe. A 150 lb bully?   :O Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :( Bring it on flyboy... Actually, that's flygirl, but okay.  I'm 5'10" and 135 pounds of lean, athletic muscle, plus I'm a size 34C lest you think you're dealing with a mere twig.  Former epee fencer and collegiate rugby player and I work out at least four days a week.  AND I'm good-looking. So, that's my CV.  Let's go, doughbullyboy. -------------- I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2010,16:30    Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 29 2010,18:15) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,07:50) Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 28 2010,07:12)   Quote (SLP @ Oct. 27 2010,19:27)     Quote (Lou FCD @ Oct. 24 2010,15:22) Such a sad little boy. Joe even sucks at being an internet bully. He puffs up his chest, bangs away at his keyboard (the only banging he does, probably), and everyone just points and laughs. Poor Joe. A 150 lb bully?   :O Damn, I'm 135 pounds and I bet *I* could whoop his ass.  Sadly, the first rule of Fight Club is that there is no Fight Club. :( Bring it on flyboy... Actually, that's flygirl, but okay.  I'm 5'10" and 135 pounds of lean, athletic muscle, plus I'm a size 34C lest you think you're dealing with a mere twig.  Former epee fencer and collegiate rugby player and I work out at least four days a week.  AND I'm good-looking. So, that's my CV.  Let's go, doughbullyboy. I'm putting $20 on Wolfie... I pick a smart Amazon over a livin' in Mom's basement repairman everytime. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

rhmc Posts: 340 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2010,21:08    send me the $20 and i'll let her kick my ass.  :)

Wolfhound Posts: 468 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2010,14:32    Quote (rhmc @ Oct. 30 2010,22:08) send me the $20 and i'll let her kick my ass.   I'll even supply my own, erm, accoutrements.  Some are even fluffy!   -------------- I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2010,09:43    I think I'd pay $20 just to make that happen... -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2010,11:36    Quote (Wolfhound @ Oct. 31 2010,12:32) Quote (rhmc @ Oct. 30 2010,22:08) send me the $20 and i'll let her kick my ass.  :) I'll even supply my own, erm, accoutrements.  Some are even fluffy!   :) I love you, Wolfie. There, I said it. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2010,10:11    I've got a handle on Joe's word counting theory.  It's easy. Quote "The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is a crappy organization." Joe says this sentence has 10 words.  This is incorrect.  The sentence has at least 17,060 words in it. Obviously, any asshat knows that the number of people working directly or indirectly for NASA last year was slightly over 17,000.  Each one of these people is an understood subject in the above sentence. Of course, we could take the position that we need to use their full names and the sentence then becomes well over 50,000 words long. This, however, does not take into account the implicit role of the US government in the administration and funding of NASA, so the sentence is surely over 1,000,000 words long. All of this is child's play and generally well accepted English grammatical construction.  There is, however, one small area of contention for which grammarians have yet to come to a formal conclusion. Namely, Joe has decided to add the definite article "The" to the front of the sentence.  Some think that this should be included in that all nouns are properly identified with a definite article.  Others, however, maintain that in these modern times nobody is still addressed as The Mr. Zachriel or The Blipey, so the definite article may be dropped in this case. -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2010,12:27    I especially like the bit where he gets all pissed and says "NASA" isn't a word.  Even though it gets used as one in countless sentences both written and spoken and is treated just like any other noun by the brain.  I'm pretty sure there's some aphorism involving water-fowl that covers this situation. -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

rhmc Posts: 340 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 02 2010,17:46    Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 01 2010,10:43) I think I'd pay $20 just to make that happen... perfect.  so where do i meet her?   and i guess you'll need to send me the twenny.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,04:42    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 29 2010,12:46) [SNIP] 210 lbs- and I am standing up tp bullies. [SNIP] {Spits coffee everywhere} BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... {deep breath} BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA  BWAHAHA BWAAAAHAHAHAHA HA AHHHH HA Yeah Joe, you're a real hero. Standing up to those mean scientists and all. The possibility that you are simply too biased, uneducated and simply fucking stupid to properly consider any scientific subject, let alone this one, must never occur to you. Oh wait, psychology 101, of course it's occurred to you. That's why you're dancing about like a little neutered yappy dog trying to fight a lion. Your behaviour couldn't be any more transparent...or funnier...if you tried. Anyway, enough. I have better things to do than bandy words with insignificant internet maggots. Wake me when you say something interesting, tough guy. Sure is easy to be tough behind that keyboard isn't it, Joey? Go on tough guy, bluster some more. Yap yap yap. Louis -------------- Bye.

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,09:57    Joe has given up trying to defend his "number of words in a sentence" idiocy.  Of course, he's done this by declaring victory and refusing to publish further comments. Quote How many words are in the sentence "The red brick fudges the upstairs house."? This is important to supporting your argument that sentences have an indeterminate amount of words. It is also important to supporting your argument that sentences have a determinate amount of words. Please give either a simple integer answer or a silly evasion--both are acceptable. edited to correct "words" to "sentences"... duh -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,11:18    Joe introduces a concept he thinks is fantastic and defends it by refusing to post comments that criticize it. Quote Perhaps you could provide an example of your premise: Joe: "Nothing in there that says either dude used observations and experiences- <b>just observing a rock is not what I am talking about.</b>" Perhaps you have specific details showing what you are talking about? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,14:31    Joe means business: Quote OM if you have a point then make it. I am not here to chit-chat with you. So, what is he up to? Enquiring minds want to know. -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,14:37    He's having a mini-meltdown right now. Awwwwwww. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,15:02    Quote (blipey @ Nov. 03 2010,11:18) Joe introduces a concept he thinks is fantastic and defends it by refusing to post comments that criticize it.   Quote Perhaps you could provide an example of your premise: Joe: "Nothing in there that says either dude used observations and experiences- <b>just observing a rock is not what I am talking about.</b>" Perhaps you have specific details showing what you are talking about? I find it odd that Joe doesn't have a career researching and publishing his "fantastic concepts", what with his brilliant reasoning, solid favorable calculations, and endless references to supporting hypotheses. -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed.  Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

oldmanintheskydidntdoit Posts: 4999 Joined: July 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,15:12    Quote (olegt @ Nov. 03 2010,14:31) Joe means business: Quote OM if you have a point then make it. I am not here to chit-chat with you. So, what is he up to? Enquiring minds want to know. Yeah, all he has to do is stop posting my comments = chit chat over. -------------- I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies". FTK if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand Gordon Mullings

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,15:32    Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Nov. 03 2010,15:12) Quote (olegt @ Nov. 03 2010,14:31) Joe means business:   Quote OM if you have a point then make it. I am not here to chit-chat with you. So, what is he up to? Enquiring minds want to know. Yeah, all he has to do is stop posting my comments = chit chat over. Interesting that he abandoned his "ribosomes are dezined, according to the Nixplanatory Filter!!!!!!!!!!!" line on the Amazon thread, but thinks that somehow it will go better on his own little outpost of the intertubes. I'm really glad that I don't understand the "thinking" that underlies tarditude at Joe's unique level... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,15:49    Quote (Albatrossity2 @ Nov. 03 2010,15:32) I'm really glad that I don't it isn't remotely possible for a person who is smarter than a box of hammers  to understand the "thinking" that underlies tarditude at Joe's unique level... There, fixed that for you. -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed.  Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 03 2010,16:52    OM: So that indicates that the universe and the laws of physics are not designed.  How could they be designed and pulsars not? JoeG:  Very easily I would presume.  Cars are designed does that mean there aren't any accidents? probably not going to be published by Joe: blipey: Quote So let me get this straight: "Cars are designed but accidents happen." This is your analogy to explain pulsars being not designed and the universe being designed. For this analogy to be valid, cars would have to be designed and part of a car--say the cruise control--would have to be not designed. Is that what you're saying? -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

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