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Cubist



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,01:14   

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!

Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere.

(chorus)

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

(chorus)

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far.

(chorus)

Burn the castle, storm the keep
Kill the girls -- but SAVE THE SHEEP!

(chorus)

So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near.

(chorus)

Children dying far and near
Cancer now is caused by beer.

(chorus)

Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row.

(chorus)

May the children in the street
Be your barbecuing meat.

(chorus)

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near.

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!

  
Ptaylor



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,01:40   

Happy birfday from a fellow - err, July-an.

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We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.”
-PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

  
paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,03:09   

Happy Birthday, afarensis!

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All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11
F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:15   

Happy birthday, you monkey you!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:26   

Since I do not engage in ancestor worship and you are a human predecessor (perhaps....oooooh controversy!) I am reluctant to wish you a happy birthday for fear of giving certain religious traditions any credence.

Oh I can overcome my objections and wish you a not unpleasant anniversary at least. Don't Have a Terrible Birthday!

Hurrah!

Louis

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Bye.

  
fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:57   

Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30)
But what happened to 2010? :p

I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:01   

Happy Birthday... again.

Didn't we just do this last year?  Dang, it's almost like these birthday things are on a cycle or something.  Weird.

Anyway.  Happy birthday

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:26   

Happy Birthday - and try to remember... When it all gets crazy with the Birthday Party and all,

Keep your Penus in your Genus!!!



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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:44   

Happy belated orbital anniversary recognition. And remember:



...turn that frown upside down!

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we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed. Bilbo

The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:56   

Quote (J-Dog @ July 27 2011,13:26)
[SNIP]

Keep your Penus in your Genus!!!

[SNIP]

THAT! THAT is fucking funny! You win the internet. Someone give this man a POTW for at least 30 seconds.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Wolfhound



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,08:12   

Happy Birthday! No idea how old you are in monkey years, though.

And how sad for the rest of you that you only get to read shit from Deadman when you recycle him like an old burrito wrapper*. HA HA!

*No, I won't tell you what else they are good for

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,09:35   

"Laugh a-while you can, Monkey Boy!"

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,10:40   

Happy orbital anniversary!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
- Pattiann Rogers

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,15:45   

Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57)
Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30)
But what happened to 2010? :p

I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.

Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? ;)

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,16:18   

Quote (Kristine @ July 27 2011,21:45)
Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57)
Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30)
But what happened to 2010? :p

I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010."

A MiniTruth report said so.

Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? ;)

Yeah, there's been a lot of these lately. Me disagree!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,16:41   

Quote
How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion?

Too many candles on the cake?

  
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,18:26   

Thanks all, sorry for the late reply...

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Church burning ebola boy

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PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
Steviepinhead



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2011,01:41   

That's okay...

'Cause I'm even later!

Happy birthday, Afarensis!

  
Kattarina98



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,04:24   



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Barry Arrington is a bitch.

  
fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,06:32   

Hippo birdies two ewe

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
Robin



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,07:58   

Cheers to another layer of history!



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we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed. Bilbo

The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

  
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,08:27   

Well, a robust birthday to you!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,09:54   

Thanks! :D

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Church burning ebola boy

FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,10:52   

Happy Birthday.  I don't care what they say, you don't look a day over 1.8 million years.

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,13:53   

Happy birthday! I tried to buy you a forehead for this year, but the bloody dolphins had bought them all.

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It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

   
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,18:49   

H' B'Day

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,19:27   

I found your missing chromosomes. KF was using them.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,22:49   

Happy birthday! And shimmies from me and all of our relations! ;)



ETA - credit, http://johnhawks.net/....wks.net

Edited by Kristine on July 26 2012,22:53

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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?

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"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2012,00:22   

HAPPY BIRFDAY SASANFRANCIS> YOU OWE ME A BURFDAYBURGER.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2012,23:05   

I thought I was an old fart.

Happy birthday, 'far.

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"[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory

"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
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