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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,01:14   

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!

Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere.

(chorus)

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.

(chorus)

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far.

(chorus)

Burn the castle, storm the keep
Kill the girls -- but SAVE THE SHEEP!

(chorus)

So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near.

(chorus)

Children dying far and near
Cancer now is caused by beer.

(chorus)

Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row.

(chorus)

May the children in the street
Be your barbecuing meat.

(chorus)

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near.

(chorus)
Happy Birthday -- ungh!
Happy Birthday -- ungh!

  
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