Richardthughes
Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Quote (Tracy P. Hamilton @ June 25 2009,12:17) | Quote (Tracy @ June 25 2009,11:59) | Hello.
My name is Tracy, and I have a tardcrush on Joe G.
This tardcrush consumes my waking hours. It burns with the heat of a thousand suns. It makes Mark Sanford’s lust for his piece of Argentine tail pale by comparison.
Every utterance, every insult, every intelligence-free statement committed to teh intertubes by Joe G only makes my crush for him grow. This tardcrush is truly the love that dare not speak its name. But yet, speak it – nay, shout it – I must.
Please, help me. For the love of God, help me. |
I swear that is not me!
(Do I protest too much?) |
Unfortunately, Tracy, Joe's experience with black opps helicopters and fake moon landings will let him see right through your plausible-deniability ruse.
But at least when he whispers your name, it'll be *your* name.
-------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine
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