stevestory
Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005
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I've been getting some PMs and IMs about whether I really think Ftk is a Loki Troll*. Well, I won't reveal all my thoughts on the matter, but I might as well post some of it publicly:
Quote | Well, I used to think she was sincere. But the longer it goes the less I think that. I increasingly think she's a Loki troll, and the evidence mostly centers around one recurrent observation: she misunderstands everything everyone says to her, all the time.
Person A: Darwin was an Anglican who wrote about newts. FtK: How do NEWTS Prove he was an ANGLICAN??!?! SHeesh!!!!!!
PersonB: We didn't ban that person from AtBC. Ftk: You expect me to BELIEVE that no Darwinist has ever banned anyone from a website??!?!?!!! Where's your evidence?!?!?!!111
PersonC: Two medical doctors discovered that in 1971. Ftk: Oh, I GET IT, only DOCTORS can understand science, now I see, you elitist Jackass!!1111eleventwelve!
and she's like that day in, day out, morning, day, night, afternoon, relentlessly misunderstanding the most basic statements, turning any discussion into a hopeless morass. And it just seems like if you had the brains god gave a Louis you'd at least get something right, sometime. Her misunderstanding streak is untouchable. It defies belief. So I'm going with the idea that she's a Loki troll.
And I think she's pissed that I'm onto her, and that's why she's been so belligerent and aggro lately.
I really don't want to believe she's genuine, because that would make her borderline retarded. Can you imagine if you or I, who've never seen a Fugu fish, were to go to, say, a Fugu Chef discussion board, and login, and just start telling 50 Fugu Chefs that they were doing it all wrong, and they should do it like this, and they're all Nips on a Daily Basis etc etc, and the chefs ask you to prepare a Fugu your way and you say well If my restaurants had the funding you guys have I would, etc, and after 500 days of the Fugu Chefs telling you Ur Doin it Rong you say no, no, I found this guy named Walt-san who was a Mackerel wholesaler in Chile in the 1890s and he says Fugu needs to be cooked at 2700ş for 14 days and they tell you you're crazy and you demand that they call up Walt-san and have long, heart to heart discussions about where to get right kind of molten lava to give it that extra-crisp crust.
Can you imagine doing that for years at a time?
No. It's too absurd to be real. She's a Loki troll. |
*("Loki Troll" from Urban Dictionary:
Quote | loki troll It is a troll posting a straw man of a position while subscribing to the opposite position.
The term originated in TalkOrigins.org where evolutionists pretending to be anti-evolutionists posted inflammatory and ridiculous arguments against evolution.
Loki troll: Evolution is wrong, tobacco is more advanced than humans because it has 48 chromosomes while humans ONLY have 46! (actual "dr." Kent Hovind quote) |
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