Arden Chatfield
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I give up. I can't tell if this is satire or not:
| Quote | BREITBART: The kids are all right
Andrew Breitbart
Monday, November 24, 2008
As the Republican blame game and political infighting rages with no end in sight, here's an unorthodox fast-track plan for a full-scale GOP recovery in 2010.
The future of the Grand Old Party needs to be dangerously youthful, devastatingly attractive and outrageously fun.
Throw the liberal baby boomer bums out. And let's elect to higher office some good-looking, freedom-loving Net Generation babes. Face it: Democracy needs a face-lift and a youth movement. (I'm from Los Angeles, what can I tell you?)
If you don't believe me, check out my representative, Henry A. Waxman, California Democrat. Or worse, Google him. During Mr. Waxman's 33-year congressional run, Hollywood has lost billions of dollars in productions to Canada and Mexico. And it's not because of his tax policies alone.
With the economy in the pits, the young, the restless and unapologetically handsome should use their looks, vigor and Internet knowledge to wrest away elective office from joyless bureaucrats who gallingly repackaged the soiled utopian promises of their overly replayed Woodstock days as "hope" and "change."
Those young adults who weren't duped this time around can be at the forefront of cluing in their friends that were.
In Facebook I trust. Heroes coming back from war will lead the GOP resurgence. I like to call it the second Surge.
After bravely kicking al Qaeda out of Iraq, what better group than unapologetic military veterans to fumigate Congress of the "No, We Can't" political mercenaries of George Soros who tried to sell them out at the hour of their greatest need?
The suburban Mall Rats will be the first Obamacons to come back to the fold when they realize that trickle-up socialism limits their lifestyle options. So let's stop first at Abercrombie and Fitch. See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air?
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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus
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