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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2008,16:01   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 19 2008,15:06)
Quote (dheddle @ Nov. 19 2008,14:53)
Wait, this just in, we're catching up! The electoral college will not be televised!

Scenes from McCain-Palin 2008 headquarters.

Absolutely brilliant.  It touched me.

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Reed



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2008,19:03   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 19 2008,12:30)
Quote (stevestory @ Nov. 19 2008,12:24)
http://washingtonmonthly.com/

   
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Al-Zawahri says in an audio message, which appeared on militant Web sites Wednesday, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X. He calls Obama a "house negro."


I'm confused. Isn't Obama supposed to be a Muslim terrorist?

You aren't the only one.

:D

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2008,22:42   

Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 19 2008,17:01)
Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 19 2008,15:06)
Quote (dheddle @ Nov. 19 2008,14:53)
Wait, this just in, we're catching up! The electoral college will not be televised!

Scenes from McCain-Palin 2008 headquarters.

Absolutely brilliant.  It touched me.

No, that was Arden who touched you.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,08:52   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 19 2008,20:42)
Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 19 2008,17:01)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 19 2008,15:06)
 
Quote (dheddle @ Nov. 19 2008,14:53)
Wait, this just in, we're catching up! The electoral college will not be televised!

Scenes from McCain-Palin 2008 headquarters.

Absolutely brilliant.  It touched me.

No, that was Arden who touched you.

Jeez, Lou. Even I passed on that joke. Even Louis did.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,09:16   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 20 2008,08:52)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 19 2008,20:42)
 
Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 19 2008,17:01)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 19 2008,15:06)
   
Quote (dheddle @ Nov. 19 2008,14:53)
Wait, this just in, we're catching up! The electoral college will not be televised!

Scenes from McCain-Palin 2008 headquarters.

Absolutely brilliant.  It touched me.

No, that was Arden who touched you.

Jeez, Lou. Even I passed on that joke. Even Louis did.

The Nixplanatory Filter predicted that somebody would pick up on the comment, it just didn't tell me who...

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,10:25   

Maybe somebody should offer a notpology for the alleged joke? ;)

  
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,13:21   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 20 2008,10:25)
Maybe somebody should offer a notpology for the alleged joke? ;)

I'll give a bottle of Dalwhinnie to first person who does so.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,16:16   

Well, I'm not around all day anymore, having less important things to tend to these days, so I have to take what's available when I happen to be here.

Poor pickin's you guys leave y'know.

P.S. I'd be very sorry for having made such a lame joke from such an easy set-up, if it weren't possibly true.

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“Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas?

Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Richard Simons



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,18:00   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 20 2008,16:16)
Well, I'm not around all day anymore, having less important things to tend to these days, so I have to take what's available when I happen to be here.

Poor pickin's you guys leave y'know.

P.S. I'd be very sorry for having made such a lame joke from such an easy set-up, if it weren't possibly true.

I think you mean that you are sorry people did not see the humour in the joke - remember to put the blame in the right place.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2008,18:10   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 20 2008,14:16)
Well, I'm not around all day anymore, having less important things to tend to these days, so I have to take what's available when I happen to be here.

Poor pickin's you guys leave y'know.

P.S. I'd be very sorry for having made such a lame joke from such an easy set-up, if it weren't possibly true.

Finally, and by a complete coincidence, a lolcat specifically for Lou:



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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,05:24   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 21 2008,02:10)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 20 2008,14:16)
Well, I'm not around all day anymore, having less important things to tend to these days, so I have to take what's available when I happen to be here.

Poor pickin's you guys leave y'know.

P.S. I'd be very sorry for having made such a lame joke from such an easy set-up, if it weren't possibly true.

Finally, and by a complete coincidence, a lolcat specifically for Lou:


YOU R SUCH A PUSSY

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,16:43   

If there is a god, (s)he really must not want Sarah Palin to be president.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
dochocson



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,18:25   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 21 2008,14:43)
If there is a god, (s)he really must not want Sarah Palin to be president.


Her god opened a door for her, but she went out the window...

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,19:10   

You guys having tofurkey for thanksgiving?

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,19:24   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Nov. 21 2008,17:10)
You guys having tofurkey for thanksgiving?

Absolutely not. The living conditions for factory-farmed tofu are horrific.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2008,19:31   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Nov. 21 2008,20:10)
You guys having tofurkey for thanksgiving?

Roast duck, wild rice, asparagus, asti spumante; it's my own personal tradition.

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"It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall

That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...
-JoeG

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,06:22   

Quote (khan @ Nov. 21 2008,20:31)
Roast duck, wild rice, asparagus, asti spumante; it's my own personal tradition.

<----- jealous

Edited by Lou FCD on Nov. 22 2008,07:23

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,09:16   

The TRUE NFL Theory,
or
Why There Is No God

Two words that prove my point - Detroit Lions.
No god would force us to watch an 0-11 team play on the most High Holy Days of NFL watching.

No god would contrive a situation where we might actually have to have a dialogue with relatives, rather tan becoming engrossed in a sportacular football game instead.

Party on dudes and dudettes.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
bfish



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,10:06   

Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 22 2008,07:16)
The TRUE NFL Theory,
or
Why There Is No God

Two words that prove my point - Detroit Lions.
No god would force us to watch an 0-11 team play on the most High Holy Days of NFL watching.

No god would contrive a situation where we might actually have to have a dialogue with relatives, rather than becoming engrossed in a sportacular football game instead.

Party on dudes and dudettes.

As it happens, I was in Michigan for two weeks during the NFL exhibition season. The Detroit sportswriters were talking playoffs, I kid you not. In Paris, France! OK, I made up the France part, but the general feeling was that Calvin Johnson was a star as of immediately and that the Lions might do as well as 10-6 if things fell the right way.

I did some quick googling to find an article to back my memory, but the only article I found was 404ed. Et tu, Detroit Free Press? I did one search on the Freep page for "Detroit Lions Playoffs." The search came up with nothing and asked, "did you mean Detroit Lions Payoffs?" That tickled my funny bone on this Saturday morning.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,10:17   

Quote (khan @ Nov. 21 2008,20:31)
Quote (midwifetoad @ Nov. 21 2008,20:10)
You guys having tofurkey for thanksgiving?

Roast duck, wild rice, asparagus, asti spumante; it's my own personal tradition.

Well Khan, we'll all hang out here and have an After the Bar Closes Thanksgiving.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,10:19   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 20 2008,09:52)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Nov. 19 2008,20:42)
 
Quote (J-Dog @ Nov. 19 2008,17:01)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ Nov. 19 2008,15:06)
   
Quote (dheddle @ Nov. 19 2008,14:53)
Wait, this just in, we're catching up! The electoral college will not be televised!

Scenes from McCain-Palin 2008 headquarters.

Absolutely brilliant.  It touched me.

No, that was Arden who touched you.

Jeez, Lou. Even I passed on that joke. Even Louis did.

:D

   
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2008,10:41   

Quote (stevestory @ Nov. 22 2008,11:17)
Quote (khan @ Nov. 21 2008,20:31)
Quote (midwifetoad @ Nov. 21 2008,20:10)
You guys having tofurkey for thanksgiving?

Roast duck, wild rice, asparagus, asti spumante; it's my own personal tradition.

Well Khan, we'll all hang out here and have an After the Bar Closes Thanksgiving.

I'll be here.

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"It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall

That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...
-JoeG

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,12:52   

I give up. I can't tell if this is satire or not:

 
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BREITBART: The kids are all right
Andrew Breitbart
Monday, November 24, 2008

As the Republican blame game and political infighting rages with no end in sight, here's an unorthodox fast-track plan for a full-scale GOP recovery in 2010.

The future of the Grand Old Party needs to be dangerously youthful, devastatingly attractive and outrageously fun.

Throw the liberal baby boomer bums out. And let's elect to higher office some good-looking, freedom-loving Net Generation babes. Face it: Democracy needs a face-lift and a youth movement. (I'm from Los Angeles, what can I tell you?)

If you don't believe me, check out my representative, Henry A. Waxman, California Democrat. Or worse, Google him. During Mr. Waxman's 33-year congressional run, Hollywood has lost billions of dollars in productions to Canada and Mexico. And it's not because of his tax policies alone.

With the economy in the pits, the young, the restless and unapologetically handsome should use their looks, vigor and Internet knowledge to wrest away elective office from joyless bureaucrats who gallingly repackaged the soiled utopian promises of their overly replayed Woodstock days as "hope" and "change."

Those young adults who weren't duped this time around can be at the forefront of cluing in their friends that were.

In Facebook I trust. Heroes coming back from war will lead the GOP resurgence. I like to call it the second Surge.

After bravely kicking al Qaeda out of Iraq, what better group than unapologetic military veterans to fumigate Congress of the "No, We Can't" political mercenaries of George Soros who tried to sell them out at the hour of their greatest need?

The suburban Mall Rats will be the first Obamacons to come back to the fold when they realize that trickle-up socialism limits their lifestyle options. So let's stop first at Abercrombie and Fitch. See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air?


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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,13:24   

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See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air?

Looks like they're rallying the Ted Haggard base.

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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers

There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2008,14:10   

Quote (JohnW @ Nov. 24 2008,13:24)
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See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air?

Looks like they're rallying the Ted Haggard base.

Do we have a "One-Liner Of The Week" Award?
Cuz this gets my vote!

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2008,12:28   

UFO enthusiasts call on Obama to release X-Files

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They believe they have good prospects of success after public statements of support from both John Podesta, who is running Mr Obama's White House transition team, and Bill Richardson, the Governor of New Mexico - a UFO sighting hotspot - who is expected to secure a cabinet post.


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khan



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2008,12:40   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Nov. 30 2008,13:28)
UFO enthusiasts call on Obama to release X-Files

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They believe they have good prospects of success after public statements of support from both John Podesta, who is running Mr Obama's White House transition team, and Bill Richardson, the Governor of New Mexico - a UFO sighting hotspot - who is expected to secure a cabinet post.

I live near (and retired from) Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.  These clowns spend a lot of time asking for information about the alien bodies and artifacts they 'know' are located here.

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"It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall

That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...
-JoeG

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2008,13:07   

Good science from politicians is a game of wack-a-mole.

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keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,17:02   

Remember this?
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X-Sender: [Dembski’s email at discovery.org] (Unverified) Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 21:11:27 -0600 To: Richard Dawkins [email] From: “William A. Dembski” [email] Subject: President Bush Cc: “Eugenie C. Scott” [email], [Daniel Dennett email], [Paul Gross email], [Barbara Forrest email]

Dear Prof. Dawkins,

I enjoyed this bit of fun in last week’s Guardian. It might interest you to know that Senator Rick Santorum, who is close to President Bush, endorsed my forthcoming book The Design Revolution. It might also interest you to know that President Bush lives in the same Texas county that I do (McLennan County – his home is about 35 miles from my home). It might futher interest you to know that my university, Baylor, today made a bid on the George W. Bush Presidential Library (for the news conference, go to www.baylortv.com).

Why might all this interest you? With the recommendations by Senator Santorum and others close to President Bush, I plan to pay him a visit at his home early next year and have a frank discussion with him about the future of science in the United States and the possibilities for public funding of intelligent design research. I expect your remarks below will help me make my case.

Thanks for all you continue to do to advance the work of intelligent design. You are an instrument in the hands of Providence however much you rail against it.

With all good wishes, Bill Dembski

That didn't work out so well.  You think Dembski's brushing off his famous sweater for a visit with President Obama?   :p

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Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,17:17   

Quote (keiths @ Dec. 05 2008,17:02)
Remember this?
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X-Sender: [Dembski’s email at discovery.org] (Unverified) Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 21:11:27 -0600 To: Richard Dawkins [email] From: “William A. Dembski” [email] Subject: President Bush Cc: “Eugenie C. Scott” [email], [Daniel Dennett email], [Paul Gross email], [Barbara Forrest email]

Dear Prof. Dawkins,

I enjoyed this bit of fun in last week’s Guardian. It might interest you to know that Senator Rick Santorum, who is close to President Bush, endorsed my forthcoming book The Design Revolution. It might also interest you to know that President Bush lives in the same Texas county that I do (McLennan County – his home is about 35 miles from my home). It might futher interest you to know that my university, Baylor, today made a bid on the George W. Bush Presidential Library (for the news conference, go to www.baylortv.com).

Why might all this interest you? With the recommendations by Senator Santorum and others close to President Bush, I plan to pay him a visit at his home early next year and have a frank discussion with him about the future of science in the United States and the possibilities for public funding of intelligent design research. I expect your remarks below will help me make my case.

Thanks for all you continue to do to advance the work of intelligent design. You are an instrument in the hands of Providence however much you rail against it.

With all good wishes, Bill Dembski

That didn't work out so well.  You think Dembski's brushing off his famous sweater for a visit with President Obama?   :p

I'd bet that Dembski has as much chance of getting in to see Obama as he does of getting into the Baylor cafeteria.

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"I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

  
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