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deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,00:23    Dear evilushunist munkey-boy plz stop saying I M related to u, but happy birfday enyway, cuz ur more fun tahn a caek full of primates. I'm drinking enough for you already, so you've had your share. Quit hogging. Also, I meant to say "gracile homonids" but messed up. Homos. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,03:16    Happy birthday, Afarensis! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

MichaelJ Posts: 462 Joined: June 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,03:37    Many Happy returns regards Michael

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,06:01    Happy Birthday! -------------- I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,06:07    HA HA THIS IS YOU. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,06:14    Season's Greetings, afarensis!  Happy holidays!  Or something. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,09:09    Happy Birthday! -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,09:17    Quote (Lou FCD @ July 26 2009,09:09) Happy Birthday! That is a cool tattoo! Thanks everybody. -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,10:12    Happy Birthday! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,10:16    Happy Birfday 2 U... and for your descendents sake, (the rest of us!)we hope you get some brand new lines - cuz i don't think your babe is buying what you're selling... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,11:30    Happy B'day, from afar (well, Cleveland) to Afar. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,11:36    Quote (J-Dog @ July 26 2009,11:16) Happy Birfday 2 U... and for your descendents sake, (the rest of us!)we hope you get some brand new lines - cuz i don't think your babe is buying what you're selling... Now we have to hide our wieners and chesticles. This is evolution? -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,12:08    Happy Birthday -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,14:26    Hippo birfday two ewes. -------------- fusilier James 2:24

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,14:46    Quote (afarensis @ July 26 2009,10:17) Quote (Lou FCD @ July 26 2009,09:09) Happy Birthday! That is a cool tattoo! Thanks everybody. Found it here on Flickr. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,15:09    HAPPY BIRFDAY SASAN FRANCIS. HOMO. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

ERV Posts: 329 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,19:18    YAY!

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2009,23:52    Kia ora, happy birthday. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.” -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2009,07:57    Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism. -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 28 2009,16:38    Quote (ppb @ July 27 2009,13:57) Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism. Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis! Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**. Louis *Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs. **If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be! -------------- Bye.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 28 2009,18:22    Quote (Louis @ July 28 2009,16:38) Quote (ppb @ July 27 2009,13:57) Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism. Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis! Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**. Louis *Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs. **If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be! **Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust. *Now please post the naked pictures of Mrs. Louis in the place without the interwebs! :) -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 28 2009,18:49    Quote (J-Dog @ July 28 2009,18:22) Quote (Louis @ July 28 2009,16:38)   Quote (ppb @ July 27 2009,13:57) Happy 3 millionth birthday Afarensis!  Oh, and thanks for the bipedalism. Happy (belated*) birthday Afarensis! Bipedalism? Don't make me laugh! Apart from the bipedalism, what did the Australopithecines ever do for us? They beld us dry etc**. Louis *Sorry, was away for long weekend in a place that doesn't even have motorways let alone intarwebs. **If there are those who a) care enough to bother and B) are willing I reckon a serious pun cascade/Python-fest/evolutionary biology joke-athon could be made to get from here to "Romanes Eunt Domus" in a scientifically valid, geekily humorous fashion within 10 posts. I have set it up, I think it can be done. In honour of Afarensis, so mote it be! **Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust. *Now please post the naked pictures of Mrs. Louis in the place without the interwebs! :) No "Mr.s Louis" , but I was pm'd this by a certain chemist who wishes to remain anonymous at his "place with no intarwebs" retreat. I believe** that he's on the right. **with quasilatching certainty, onlookers! -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 29 2009,05:57    Quote (J-Dog @ July 29 2009,00:22) [SNIP] **Well, they gave us footprints in volcano dust. [SNIP] The aqueduct? Louis -------------- Bye.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 29 2009,06:06    Quote (deadman_932 @ July 29 2009,00:49) [SNIP] No "Mr.s Louis" , but I was pm'd this by a certain chemist who wishes to remain anonymous at his "place with no intarwebs" retreat found this in a folder marked "Me and the Guys". I believe** that he's from the left it's: Me, 'Ras, Carlson, my Mum and RTH on the right. **with quasilatching certainty, onlookers! Ficksed dat 4 U! Louis -------------- Bye.

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 29 2009,08:26    ONLOOKERS! I am SHOCKED that "Louis" would poison the clear, clean well of rationality, then scoop up the Red Herrings of unreason that float to the surface and squeeze out the vilest oil of ad hominem from them -- which he then uses to douse a strawman and set it alight. Oh, the depths to which the Darwinian materialist sinks. I am DISMAYED to also note the cruelty with which CarlsonsJock is treated along with the other targets of Louis' venemous bile!! I have it on good authority that Carlson seldom wears a wrestling singlet -- preferring  the traditional Euro-Oklahomoan speedo, instead. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 29 2009,11:12    Quote (deadman_932 @ July 29 2009,08:26) I have it on good authority that Carlson seldom wears a wrestling singlet -- preferring  the traditional Euro-Oklahomoan speedo, instead. Pfft. I am a style icon. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2011,22:40    Bumpety-bump he did done it agains! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2011,22:54    Happy birthday, Afarensis! Hope your b'day merriment is robust(us). Shimmies to you, ya big hominid!   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2011,22:55    Where is that pesky hominid? Happy 3.5 millionth year B'day, fossil dude! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Henry J Posts: 5787 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2011,23:30    But what happened to 2010?

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