k.e..
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Joined: May 2007
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How about the Gaulin Gyre? ID performance art at its most breathless inanity.
A combination of the speed and self awareness from the old fashioned Gavotte and the passion and religious fervor of a Whirling Dervish. The technique demands putting your fingers into your ears, speaking (or writing) in tongues then very slowly spinning about in the same spot while in a trance like state to commune with the trinitic designer(s). As with the great ocean gyre's Coriolis effect the dance gathers in all the flotsam and jetsam ID waste of the innernets into an attic located in a very cheap suburb, namely Gary's computer room.
The dance does not require a partner and the performance lasts years since very little energy is used except the little used while typing. During the performance the dancer is unable to respond to any criticism or to correct any mis-steps, trips or falls. Progress in any direction is prevented by the requirement to....erm not actually go anywhere but remain in the same temporal mystical space.
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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
"I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin
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