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N.Wells



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(Permalink) Posted: April 29 2015,11:38   

Quote (NoName @ April 29 2015,08:01)
 As relevant as a fart in church

I'm not sure about that: flatulence in church might actually be more relevant.  If you could time it to the preacher declaiming Psalm 29,
     
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"The voice of the Lord is upon the waters;
The God of glory thundereth;"

or possibly Exodus 19:16
     
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Thunder and lightning are significant manifestations of the power of God, and emblems of his presence

or Acts 2:2
   
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And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting

then it might at least enliven a boring sermon.
:)
My juvenile contribution for the day.

  
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