CeilingCat
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Joined: Dec. 2007
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I've just retired and lived through one of the snowiest winters in recent memory. I'm thinking of saying to hell with it and spending next February in Montserrat. I'm taking $60 bucks just in case I run into Magenta, but I'd also like to scout out KF, just to get a look at him (and see what people who know him think of him - I'm anticipating lots of eye rolling).
I've actually found a Manjack Heights on Montserrat. It's near Cudjoehead. (Honest.) There seems to be an inn known as "Montserrat Moments" there and something called "The Old Sugar Mill".
I've always thought "Manjack Heights" was like "Frostbite Falls", a made up place, but now that I see it on the map...
Is this really where the Mighty and Powerful Kairosfocus, Son of Jesus and Protector of All Things Obtuse lives?
And what about Magenta?
If I give them each a fifty dollar bill will I get change from either of them? If I give either one a $60 dollar bill will they realize they're being conned?
In case you're shuddering, I just want KF to walk like a duck while he squawks like a chicken. No particular reason, I just think that would be fun to watch and less annoying that reading his junk.
I have other plans for Magenta.
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