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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2011,19:34   

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if you are looking callously use the other hand.  or some lotion

Aw, c'mon, now.  Louis doesn't need to use that stuff.  He's married, you know, and...oh...wait...nevermind.

Erm, as you were...

That's what married means.  You sleep together, but you can't get none.

That's not true. The good lady wife and I engaged in conjugal unpleasantness quite recently. Twenty eight months ago to be precise. I now have a nineteen month old son. You don't think we will be doing it again do you? Look what happened last time! Gadzooks, it's positively un-British!


Just wait.  My girls (2 and nearly 5) have reached the age when they develop an uncanny knack for interrupting any and all attempts at intimacy.  First, they are very careful never to nap at the same time.  If you try the middle of the night, they wake up and crawl in the bed.  If you try the middle of the afternoon, they find a way to get sent home from daycare.   The only option is to call up family/friends and beg them to take the little darlings for twenty minutes (cause it's all about her needs right?).

20 minutes? It takes me longer than that to undress.  Wait ... never mind, I get it..
Seriously, when my daughters were that age, it got so bad that we would go out to "dinner", and order room service from a hotel room.

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein  (H/T, JAD)
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