KevinB
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| Quote (The whole truth @ Nov. 18 2014,02:26) | | Quote (KevinB @ Nov. 17 2014,04:15) | | Quote (The whole truth @ Nov. 17 2014,02:19) | joey said: "And I don't accept the alleged age of the earth as being 4.5x billion years old."
In a comment in this hilarious thread:
http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2014.......nd.html
Hey joey, in your opinion, how old is the Earth, and what evidence supports your opinion? |
Hey everybody, in your opinion, how old is Joe, and what evidence supports your opinion?
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Hmm, let's see, when I do a CSI calculation of his first name (joey) I get 5 bits times 4 letters divided by two ticks and a watermelon. I then subtract half of the watermelon and add an aardvark divided by a caek recipe and then multiply a playing dragonfly by the number of times joey calls someone "assface" before lunchtime. So, based on my irrefutable mathematical formula I'd say that he has a mental-emotional-intellectual age of 3, give or take a few months. |
All of which leaves Pal Joey Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered.
Presumably the "Complex" bit is because a "dragon-fly" has both real and imaginary parts.
The method has serious practical problems:-
The watermelon will make the caek soggy, the ticking won't get past Barry "Ban-the-Bomb" Arrington, and joey won't wait till lunchtime. In addition, there ought to be a logarithm in there somewhere.
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