Richardthughes
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Joined: Jan. 2006
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| Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 30 2010,15:20) | One of the unanticipated joys of being a department head is the sporadic arrival of screamingly hilarious scientific "papers" that arrive in the mailbox. Papers announcing cures for cancer, theories of everything, and other non-peer-reviewed manuscripts are a regular occurrence for me these days.
Today's mail brought something that could have been written by the love child of AFDave and Denyse O'Leary, if that love child had been raised on another planet and with some horizontal gene transfer from Bobby Byers and FL. I've put a PDF version of it here; enjoy it in lieu of the regular Friday meltdown. I particularly love the fact that the writer claims to have a BA in Biology from Brown University. Maybe Ken Miller knows him! |
Could be the best paper ever. Up there with "Time Cube".
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