carlsonjok
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Joined: May 2006
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Don't tell Chatfield, but I killed a gopher tonight. The college student that keeps a horse with us called from out at the barn and said she got bit by a gopher and it was heading across the backyard.
I went out and, on my way to the barn to get my Weapon of Gopher Destruction (otherwise known as a shovel), I walked past it. As I went past, the little booger turned and came for me. I got my WGD and found it up by the house. It actually attacked the shovel. So, I conked it on the head rendering it unconscious. With the varmint thus incapacitated, I dispatched it as efficiently as I could.
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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)
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