Joined: Aug. 2006
I don't know how long Amazon has been featuring user-contributed "So you'd like to..." guides. but the first one I noticed was just yesterday and it gave me a laugh: "So you'd like to...Lower Your I.Q." You know what DVD was featured.
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“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.” - Isaac Asimov
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