Louis
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Joined: Jan. 2006
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| Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 24 2007,16:13) | | Quote (Louis @ Sep. 24 2007,07:45) | This last fortnight I have been mstly eating:
Meze (including such diverse elements as dolmades, stifado, kleftico, pistaccio, moussaka, village salad, pastourma, loukanika, seftalia, souvla, souvlaki, keftedes, tvakas, kebabs, potatoes, couscous, pasta [the proper name of which escapes me] and a whole slew of things containing pork), beer and zivaniya. I did see a vegetable, but it was being eaten by what was about to be my dinner.
I am in pain. But it was gooooooooood
Louis
P.S. I also ate carob fresh from my uncle's carob trees, chillis from his chilli bushes, and had lime in my gin and tonic from his gin and tonic tree...no wait, I made an error there. I think my uncle is possibly the happiest bloke on the planet. He gets up each day, waters his many trees and plants, picks the fruit for the day and then wanders into the hills around his home village of Psevda to pick wild vegetables. You couldn't get the smile of that guy's face with a jack hammer. |
Dear Louis,
I am filing for divorce.
Cordially,
Your lower intestine.
PS - I get custody of your sphincter. |
Dear Lower Intestine,
You're welcome to it, the damn thing hasn't worked right since that incident in the Belgian Congo.
Zulus. Thousands of them.
Etc
Louis
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Bye.
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