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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 24 2007,16:26   

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I need an upgrade to an industrial strength liver.


I broke my industrial strength liver.

Luckily I have the liver of an unsullied ten year old boy on ice ready for my next beer up. It's a resource I've been using for a few years now. Mind you it is expense in ten year old boys, still, what's perfection without a little suffering.

Louis

P.S. I introduced Mr Elliot to the joys of a Tequila Suicide. Snort the salt, shoot the tequila, squeeze the lemon into your eye. Of course "real men" snort the tequila too, but that gets really difficult after a while. Oh and if a rugby player offers to let you play a game called "Bile Beer", refuse very politely and leave the bar rapidly. Just FYI.

P.P.S. J-Dog: What do we want? Deliciously rich and subtle pate made from the mushy livers of geese who've been force fed grain in the dark and then strangled. When do we want it? NOW!

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