hereoisreal
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Joined: Feb. 2006
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Bathroom news:
While traveling here to North Carolina last month, I pulled into a service station for a restroom stop. As I reached for toilet paper, I thought, “If they make this paper any narrower, I’ll have to split my finger to wipe my ass.” When I pulled to tear, a one inch wide strip remained on the roll. I told my wife about it.
The next week, as she and I were playing golf, she hollered out to me from a restroom, “ Honey, you gotta’ come see this.”
When I opened the door, she showed me a roll of toilet paper. Someone had started unrolling by using only one half of the width and that practice had continued for almost a full roll.
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In our bathroom here in the mountains, we have a basket on the floor containing rolled bath towels with magazines standing behind them. One day I rushed in and grabbed a towel to sop up a water leak.
As I am doing my business later in the day, I look straight ahead. There was only one word visible, part of the title of a cruse brochure to the Panama Canal, ‘anal’.
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