hereoisreal
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| Quote (hereoisreal @ May 03 2007,23:20) | Posted Apr 15th 2007 7:28AM
Don Ho dead at 76
Hawaiian singer Don Ho, whose most famous song was "Tiny Bubbles," died yesterday morning in Honolulu of a heart attack.
With Don Imus's remarks about hoes flooding the news for a week, you might imagine my suspecting the finger of fate in the above news as I and my wife flew off to Hawaii the morning of the 15th.
I had already thought up several hoe jokes, like Imus imitating Santa's, "HO HO HO" etc., when my wife cautioned me not to mention Don Ho in any of those while on our trip. She thought it would not be in good taste and I agreed.
I was on our balcony aboard ship in Pearl Harbor
naming "hoes":
hosanna, Hose, holy, holey, wholly, etc. when a tugboat passed alongside and docked. The name on her bow....Namahoe
The evening of the day we returned home, someone won a trip to Hawaii on the Wheel Of Fortune. We then watched a rerun of "Pearl Harbor".
Luk 23:43 And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
Rev 2:7 He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.
paradise....pair rode AZ Zec. 9:9
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See story # 355 at http://www.hereoisreal.com
A rib from Adam:
Eve said, " There are horse shoes, house shoes,
and hoe shoes. Are mermaid shoes for real?"
Adam replied, " I don't know. You'll have to
ask Mer."
Eve: "Ha Ha ha"
Adam: "No No No, it's Ho Ho Ho. Mrs. Claus."
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