hereoisreal
Posts: 745
Joined: Feb. 2006
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Poor Al Lemon, during a night out with the boys, he tied
a string on his finger to remind himself to put his ring back
on before returning home. Being a little inebriated, he forgot.
His epitaph reads:
Here lies A. Lemon
He died with a string on his
finger and boots on his feet.
Widow Jane Lemon said, "Know why my fanger smells
like lemon pie? It's got my rang on it. If God gives
you a lemon, make a lemon pie."
Zero
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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)
It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)
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