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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,21:14   

We might be celebrating Christ’s birth a little early.

Let me describe a scenario that might be true:

One night as God and his wife crawled into bed, she said to him, “Honey,
I’m pregnant.”
As she slept, God created reality and tried it out. He said to mankind, ” I’m
God’s son.”
And man said, “How dare you say you are the son of the creator? Hey, everyone,
let’s kill him.”

Life is about family and home…..in that order.

God’s son, Christ, is born in Rev. 12:5…….after the cross.

IMO, God said, “I am the first and last to go to the cross. Don’t you know, 3 is the new 1.
One family. The first family.  Shame on mankind.”

Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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