Mike PSS
Posts: 428
Joined: Sep. 2006
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| Quote (incorygible @ Dec. 04 2006,16:39) | | Quote (Mike PSS @ Dec. 04 2006,15:28) | | Is that better? |
*shudder* Eerily so. What's your secret?
AFDave-ese = Bluster + Hand-waving + other factors? |
I just picture AFDave as a modern day Col. Jack Ripper... | Quote |
Ripper:
Ah, naah. We're ok here. Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream?
Mandrake:
Good Lord.
Ripper:
You know when fluoridation first began?
Mandrake:
No. No, I don't, Jack. No.
Ripper:
Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.
Mandrake:
Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.
Ripper:
Well, I ah, I I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake:
(sighs fearfully)
Ripper:
Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.
Mandrake:
Yes...
Ripper:
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
Mandrake:
Heh heh... yes. |
Just replace commie with evolutionist (or Darwinist) and it sounds eerily familiar.
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