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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 27 2006,18:30   

Bwhahahahahahahahaha

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And I responded with "yeah, a MIGHTY RUSHING river" as in a Global Flood -- one ENORMOUS river.  


That mixed up all the Sinners, Elephants, Dinosaurs, Rats, Rabbits, Hyaenae,  Unicorns, Dragons, Oxen, Giraffes, extinct trees, Trilobites (yes trilobites got trapped as well). Into one big pile at the bottom of the canyon for which AFD has the pictures.....yes folks...real photos, NO CARTOONS it true.

All running down from one huge mountain..... Mount Purgatory and disappeared down a hole in China because the inside of the earth was hollow then and now its full of water just look up EB.

God pulled out the plug and all the water went down the plug hole he put the plug back in before all the water went down the hole and that hole is now a popular tourist attraction just look up google.

No no wait the Orinoco ran backwards up hill and the Nile just stopped and waited for the Amazon to flush out all the mud which left this huge canyon...true...gods earthmoving firm 'Satan's Holy Fillers' used millions of South Americans, who he saved from the flud to fill in the Great Amazon Canyon and then he drowned them all so Noah and his sailors had the world to themselves.


No No wait all the water piled up in the middle of the Atlantic and gawrd scooped it up in his cosmic bucket an made it into Pluto. (he suspended gravity while he did this).

Hence the little know fable "The day gravity was suspended" all the writings for this floated out to space...er with the atmosphere ....the birds had to walk around while this was going on....er no no wait he just suspended gravity locally.....snicker

So AFD Dino's were on the ark eh? What happened to them?

If the frozen remains of Mastodons (20,000 years old) have been found in Siberia why not frozen  Dinosaurs only 3500 years old? ...RIGHT????

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
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