Kristine
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Joined: Sep. 2006
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Where do you find this shit, Oldmanintheskydidn'tdoit? It's good shit. | Quote | | The Wind once challenged the Sun to a contest. Below them was a man wending his way down a road. Each would attempt to make the man remove his coat. The Wind blew and blew, [*Fart*] but the man merely drew his coat tighter about him. |
Then the sun said, "Wasn't me." And the wind said, "Your paper said very clearly that it was you." And the sun said, "You're misrepresenting my paper." And the wind said, "No, you're misrepresenting your own paper! If you would read your own paper, you would see how clearly you are misrepresenting what your paper says!" And the sun said, "How can I write my own paper without reading it?" Should I be smoking this stuff on the job?
| Quote | | But chemical processes cannot account for the mechanical marvels of life. |
I refute it thus: Collagen proteins confirm dino-bird link. 
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Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip?
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"I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive
"Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr
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