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|Well, the time draws nigh. DaveScot will be seen in person in May, the 13th to be exact. I will be passing through Austin and will be visiting the Master of Tard (unless he decides to dodge...).|
So, I am once again collecting things that people would like to know about DaveTard. These can be science questions, political questions, details about his appearance, whatever. I'm most interested in what his reactions will be to being questioned in person and how he deals with people while not behind a keyboard.
So, anyone with burning questions, let me know here and I'll see what I can do to help you out.
Ask him what he uses to get those pesky ground-in cheesy poof stains out of his muumuu.
ask him for a essay on the laws of thermodynamics and what they mean for him, personally :)
OK HOMO'S, WELL MAY YOU LAUGH BUT I'M IN TRAINING RIGHT NOW.
200 CUPS OF LIPTONS GREEN TEA WITH A DCA CHASER EACH DAY AND MY OLD DRILL SARGEANT HAS DROPPED BY TO HELP ME GET IN SHAPE.
I REMEMBER THE FIRST DAY I MET HIM.
HE SAID "JESUS MAY OWN YOUR HEARTS BUT THE MARINES OWN YOUR HANDS AND WHEN WE HAVE FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU WILL BE THE WORLDS MOST FEARED KILLING MACHINES WAITING FOR THE NEXT WAR BUT UNTIL THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SLIMY WORMS, MY SLIMY WORMS NOW DROP AND
BLOW ME GIVE ME 20. *sniff* I LOVED THAT MAN AND JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE HIM.
AND I DID ....I WAS SARGEANT OF BAR FRIDGE REPAIR AND PINBALL MACHINE REPAIR.
NOW I AM THE WORLDS MOST FEARED TRAINED KILLING MACHINE. A SATANIC BIT OF MEAN RED MEAT WRAPPED IN FLAG...THE STARS AND STRIPES. JUST YOU SEE.
The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane