Arden Chatfield
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Joined: Jan. 2006
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| Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 27 2007,14:14) | | Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Mar. 27 2007,13:22) | Poor cavemen, no personal relationship with Christ! It's ok b'cos Theologan TrouTMac steps in:
| Quote | | On a theological note, and from a Biblical standpoint, ancient man would have had salvation through faith in Christ just as we do… their faith looked forward to a promised messiah, while our's looks back. |
But if we Listen To TroutMac we'll get ever so confused.
| Quote | | I'm very skeptical of the notion that humans EVER lived as the "stereotypical" caveman. So in one sense, I agree with you… ancient civilizations would probably surprise us with their technology, relative to the popular conception of that technology is. |
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You know Troutmac is sooooo totally wrong! I remember what happened like it was yesterday...
This fast-talking dude with long hair and @ 11-12 of his friends came to our cave, said he had some Big Magic for us. So, he tried talking to us on this little hill - he called it a Sermon on the Mount or something? Boorring....
Anyway, to make a long story short, we'd had a tough winter, they were not from our tribe, so we killed him and all his friends and ate them. Damnd guy gave me gas too.
We didn't get bothered by any stinking shamans for quite a while after that, so I guess it was kind of a miracle, you know? |
So you guys didn't use brontosauruses (brontosauri?) for construction work, and drive cars with two huge stone cylinders for wheels, propelling them with your bare feet?
All my illusions have been cruelly shattered!
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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus
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