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(Permalink) Posted: May 08 2008,19:40   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ May 08 2008,17:32)
I GET IT! *Slaps forehead*

This thread is BlarneyA's shot at a dead baby joke.

Q: "How do you unload a truckload of dead babies?"

A: "With a pitchfork. But it would be wrong."

You know, I once observed a rare crossover of the dead-baby and grosser-than-gross genres:

"What's grosser than gross?"

"What?"

"A dumpster filled with dead babies. What's grosser than that?"

"What?"

"One at the bottom is still alive and he's eating his way out."

Yes.  I know.  That's terrible.

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I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron
Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

  
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