k.e
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*names changed to protect the innocent*
Ventriliquist darwinist walks into town and sees AFDAVE sitting on his porch.
darwinist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
AFDAVE: My dog doesn't talk.
darwinist: Hey dog, hows it going?
Dog: Doin alright.
AFDAVE: [extreme look of shock]
darwinist: Is this your owner? [pointing at AFDAVE]
Dog: Yep
darwinist: How's he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me
to the lake once a week to play.
AFDAVE: [look of disbelief]
darwinist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
AFDAVE: My horse doesn't talk.
darwinist: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
AFDAVE: [extremer look of shock]
darwinist: Is this your owner? [pointing at AFDAVE]
Horse: Yep
darwinist: How's he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
AFDAVE: [total look of amazement]
darwinist: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
AFDAVE: Sheep Lie!!
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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane
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