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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CD502. Volcanic mountains are built too fast for an old earth.
CI131. Every machine's origin, where determinable, is by intelligent agency.
CA611. Evolutionary theory has become sacrosanct.
CF010. Cybernetic simulations show that Darwinian processes do not produce order.
CA220. Evolution can not be replicated.
CB910.1. Fruit fly experiments produce only fruit flies.
CD015. Zircons retain too much helium for an old earth.
CC061. French scientists called Peking Man "monkey-like."
CB940.1. Odds of many successive beneficial mutations are minuscule.
CI001. Intelligent design theory is scientific.
CH311. The pre-Flood vapor canopy would have extended human lifetimes.
CE101. There is not enough moon dust for an old universe.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CD011.1. Variable C-14/C-12 ratio invalidates C-14 dating.
CH350. Organisms come in discrete kinds.
CE380. Galaxies should lose their spiral shape over millions of years.
CE411. The speed of light has changed.
CB310.1. Bombardier beetle chemicals would explode if mixed without an inhibitor.
CA002. Survival of the fittest implies might makes right.
CA001.1. Crime rates etc. have increased since evolution began to be taught.
CD701. The earth's magnetic field is decaying, indicating a young earth.
CE420. The big bang theory is wrong.
CB921.2. What use is half a wing?
CD010. Radiometric dating gives unreliable results.
CH581.1. Rapid erosion on Mount St. Helens shows Grand Canyon could form suddenly.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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