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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CH350. Organisms come in discrete kinds.
CH801. Genesis 1 got the order of events right.
CI131. Every machine's origin, where determinable, is by intelligent agency.
CC216.1. There are gaps between land mammals and whales.
CB930.4. A pterodactyl was found alive in Jurassic limestone.
CA310. Scientists find what they expect to find.
CH580. The Flood shaped the earth's surface in other ways.
CB901.2. No new phyla, classes, or orders have appeared.
CI120. Purpose indicates design.
CD222. Juvenile water is added to oceans too fast for an old earth.
CA005. Evolution is racist.
CH541. Aquatic organisms could have survived the Flood.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CA520. The Origin of Species does not address speciation.
CH103. Bible claims inspiration.
CC050. All hominid fossils are fully human or fully ape.
CA118. Your arguments do not count because you are not qualified.
CB026. Abiogenesis experiments produce toxins, such as cyanide and formaldehyde.
CC030. All human fossils would fit on a billiard table.
CB928.2. Humans have stopped evolving.
CC332.2. Orientations show Specimen Creek fossil trees were transported.
CC213. There are gaps between amphibians and reptiles.
CE351. Sirius was a red star 2,000 years ago and is a white dwarf now.
CA230. Interpreting evidence is not the same as observation.
CC362. Large collections of fossils indicate catastrophism.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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