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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CA611. Evolutionary theory has become sacrosanct.
CH503.1. Anchor stones of Noah's ark have been found.
CC111. Malachite man was found in Cretaceous sandstone.
CH030. God is all-good.
CH504.2. Navarra retrieved hand-hewn wood from high on Ararat.
CH100. The Bible says it; I believe it; that settles it.
CB141. Chromosome counts differ greatly and unsystematically between species.
CD011. Carbon dating gives inaccurate results.
CG020. All all languages and religions could develop in 3,000 years.
CB030. Early molecules would have decayed.
CC130. A petrified hammer was found in Cretaceous rocks.
CE230. Io's great volcanic activity indicates a young age.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CH512.2. The average land animal is the size of a sheep.
CB035.1. Earth's early atmosphere had abundant oxygen.
CD410. World War II airplanes are now beneath thousands of "annual" ice layers.
CC214.1.1. Archaeopteryx is fully bird
CB325. The giraffe neck could not evolve without a special circulatory system.
CA114.10. Fabre was a creationist.
CE110. The moon is receding at a rate too fast for an old universe.
CD241. Varves can form in less than a year.
CA006.1. Hitler based his views on Darwinism.
CB601. The traditional peppered moth story is no longer supportable.
CC215. There are gaps between reptiles and mammals.
CH561.3. Fossils are sorted by the ability to escape.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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