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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CB040. Life uses only left-handed amino acids.
CH581.1. Rapid erosion on Mount St. Helens shows Grand Canyon could form suddenly.
CH503. Noah's ark has been found near Dogubayazit, Turkey.
CA611. Evolutionary theory has become sacrosanct.
CC110. Moab man was found in Cretaceous sandstone.
CB704. Human embryos do not have gill slits.
CA005.1. Darwin himself was racist.
CB901.3. Darwin's finches show only microevolution.
CG111. Why are languages getting less complex?
CD501. On an old earth, mountains would have eroded by now.
CJ533. The Qur'an describes human embryology accurately.
CH100. The Bible says it; I believe it; that settles it.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CH505.3. Prince Nouri of Baghdad found the ark in 1887.
CE401. There are too few supernova remnants for an old universe.
CE231. Jupiter and Saturn are cooling too rapidly to be old.
CI141.1. Similar structures for similar functions, different for different.
CC061. French scientists called Peking Man "monkey-like."
CC202. Transitional fossils do not show direct ancestry.
CC332.2. Orientations show Specimen Creek fossil trees were transported.
CH131. The Bible says that the earth is round.
CD510. Folded rocks must have been soft when folded.
CB360. Vestigial organs may have functions.
CE421. The cosmos has an axis, contrary to big bang models.
CB801. Science cannot define "species."

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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