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Antievolutionist Bingo

Skeptico and TechSkeptic came up with a great idea, that of "Creationist Bingo". I'm taking that a step further and automating the creation of "antievolutionist bingo" cards. Each time you bring up this page, you will get a new card.

AntiEvolutionist Bingo
CE441. Explosions such as the big bang do not produce order or information.
CA662. It is not true that the church used to teach a flat earth.
CB902. Microevolution is distinct from macroevolution.
CH581.1. Rapid erosion on Mount St. Helens shows Grand Canyon could form suddenly.
CJ001. Mankind has existed essentially unchanged for billions of years.
CB932. Some modern species are apparently degenerate, not higher forms.
CH508. Chinese treasure ships show Noah's ark was feasible.
CD410. World War II airplanes are now beneath thousands of "annual" ice layers.
CB910. No new species have been observed.
CC340. Many fossils are out of place.
CH505.5. Russian aviator Roskovitsky photographed the ark.
CB035. Miller's experiments had an invalid assumption of the type of atmosphere.
References an antievolutionist as an authority
CC201.1. Punctuated equilibrium was ad hoc to justify gaps.
CB920. No new body parts have evolved.
CD011.5. Triassic wood from Australia was dated at 33,000 years old.
CH101.1. If part of the Bible is wrong, none of it can be trusted.
CA630. Animals are not moral, aesthetic, idealistic, or religious.
CC250. There are no fossil ancestors of plants.
CA012. Evolutionists are intellectual snobs.
CH710.1. Ica stones show that humans and dinosaurs coexisted.
CB121. The cost of natural selection is prohibitive (Haldane's dilemma).
CH561.2. Fossils are sorted hydrologically.
CA113. Quote mining
CJ531. The Qur'an speaks of an expanding universe.

Each religious antievolutionist claim on the card links to the mainstream science responses collected by Mark Isaak in his excellent "Index to Creationist Claims". Be sure to check those out.

The Unofficial University of Ediacara Pages

The official home page of the University of Ediacara.

The University of Ediacara is the virtual university serving the talk.origins community. One of the main offshoots of the UoE is its virtual pub, the Panda's Thumb.

Scientific Storkism

Article 24657 of talk.origins:
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Scientific Storkism
Message-ID:
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:42:54 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
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Ovulation versus cretinism

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of
sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the
theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory
at school.

In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in

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