Arden Chatfield
Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006
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Quote (stevestory @ Mar. 13 2006,16:42) | Arden, I have relatives who believe both in Answers in Genesis, and in conspiracy theories involving Satanists, so I can answer the questions for you:
Satanists are everywhere. They are rife in the areas you mentioned, among the people you mentioned. Also, they have completely infiltrated the highest realms of power. The president, the UN, the Federal Reserve, Congress, and the FBI are all stuffed with Satanists. And the judiciary. And universities. If you think some piece of evidence x refutes this idea, piece of evidence x was provided by a Satanist.
They even believe that certain other conservatives / conspiracists, like Rush Limbaugh and Bo Gritz, are plants and/or Satanists themselves. |
Yes, the policy seems to be that just about everything is Satanic unless proven otherwise. But the theory of Rush Limbaugh and Bo Gritz being Satanists would explain a lot, I have to say... Hmmmm...
Also, these folks really don't like being reminded that there really is no such thing as 'Satanism' outside a Christian context. That is, in order to be a Satanist, you have to essentially have to accept the Christian concept of Satan, and specifically find Christianity compelling enough to rebel against. In other words, Satanism does not make sense as anything except a rogue form of Christianty. That's why Satanism only seems to pop up in conservative Bible Belt areas.
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