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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 15 2008,15:23   

Quote (lkeithlu @ Aug. 15 2008,21:15)
I know I am going to sound out of touch, but I didn't know Conservapedia existed. I spent some time browsing, and when I recover from my deep depression I'm gonna move to another country... :(

Don't worry Ikeithlu, when I discovered conservapedia I felt the same way, and I'm not even American.

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utidjian



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 15 2008,15:50   

Quote (dhogaza @ Aug. 15 2008,12:45)
Heh, that got snuck in on June 2nd ... hope they don't peek over here and find out about it.  Well done, indeed, Pepek2008!

Damn that is funny!!!

I guess conservapedians[sic] don't read much about reality I guess.

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baikinman



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2008,17:31   

I see that Schlafly finally got a reply to his PNAS letter:

http://www.conservapedia.com/PNAS_Response_to_Letter

Well handled by the eds.

Watch the posturing on the talk page.

  
keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2008,18:20   

Their reply deserves to be reproduced here:  
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From what I take to be the underlying issue from the numbered points, Mr. Schlafly's main concern has to do with the fact that one experiment failed to yield a statistically significant result, and this happened to be the experiment with the largest sample size. Every experiment has limited power to detect a difference of any given magnitude, and so in a series of experiments some may yield non-significant results even when the null hypothesis is false. The non-significant experiment may even be the one with the largest sample size. There is nothing exceptional in this--it is a matter of chance. Nevertheless, from a statistical point of view, it is proper to combine the results of independent experiments, as Blount et al. did correctly in their original paper. If the overall result is significant, as it is in this case, then the whole series of tests is regarded as significant. Mr. Schlafly seems to suggest that experiments differing in sample size cannot be combined in an overall analysis, and if this is what he is suggesting, he is wrong.

I think Letters published in PNAS should raise points that in themselves, or in conjunction with the authors' response, should be of wide interest to the readership of PNAS or should illuminate some obscure or subtle point. The issues raised by Mr. Schlafly are neither obscure nor subtle, but are part of everyday statistical analysis at a level too elementary to need rehearsal in the pages of PNAS.

Mr. Schlafly's final comment about release of data is uncalled for. My understanding is that the authors have made the relevant materials available on their web site. This seems to me to meet the requirement that "data collected with public funds belong in the public domain." If Mr. Schlafly believes that the disclosure is incomplete, that is an issue that needs to be argued with the original funding agency, not with the readers of PNAS.


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dhogaza



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2008,18:45   

Best comment on the talk page:

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There is no censorship on Conservapedia.

  
Marion Delgado



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2008,02:27   

What's happened to my beloved Conservapedia?

When I wrote that line, it read "There is no end of censorship on Conservapedia."

Someone's altered my work!

  
PTET



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2008,09:23   

From the front page of Conservapedia.  
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Barack Obama lets the truth slip out that he is a Muslim: "John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith"[36][37]
Taqiyya allows a Muslim "to deny or denounce his faith if, in so doing, he protects or furthers the interests of Islam." [38]

These people are actually, genuinely, authentically, evil.

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Jake



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 16 2008,17:42   

Quote (PTET @ Sep. 16 2008,09:23)
From the front page of Conservapedia.    
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Barack Obama lets the truth slip out that he is a Muslim: "John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith"[36][37]
Taqiyya allows a Muslim "to deny or denounce his faith if, in so doing, he protects or furthers the interests of Islam." [38]

These people are actually, genuinely, authentically, evil.

I think its more likely they are just idiots.

Maybe they are evil idiots, Ill grant that...

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2008,03:27   

Quote (Jake @ Sep. 16 2008,23:42)
Quote (PTET @ Sep. 16 2008,09:23)
From the front page of Conservapedia.    
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Barack Obama lets the truth slip out that he is a Muslim: "John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith"[36][37]
Taqiyya allows a Muslim "to deny or denounce his faith if, in so doing, he protects or furthers the interests of Islam." [38]

These people are actually, genuinely, authentically, evil.

I think its more likely they are just idiots.

Maybe they are evil idiots, Ill grant that...

This reminds me of a Bill Hicks bit where he is discussing pro-lifers with his friends. Half his friends think pro-lifers annoying idiots, the other half think they are evil fucks. Bill Hicks acts as peacemaker by saying:

"Brothers, sisters, can't we all just come together and think of them as evil annoying idiot fucks?"

I think that what is needed here. ;-)

Louis

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Argon



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2008,18:59   

Ha! More interesting than the talk page are the comments Schlafly deleted. I got banned by questioning Schlafly whether thought reproducing the experiment in another lab would be a worthwhile exercise to challenge the paper's conclusions. He thought reminding him about the role of reproducibility in the scientific method was an "unsubstantive" comment. Now he's claiming that PNAS never publishes criticism of papers dealing with evolution.

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2008,19:46   

Quote (PTET @ Sep. 16 2008,07:23)
From the front page of Conservapedia.      
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Barack Obama lets the truth slip out that he is a Muslim: "John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith"[36][37]
Taqiyya allows a Muslim "to deny or denounce his faith if, in so doing, he protects or furthers the interests of Islam." [38]

Even after all these years, I still have the capacity to be amazed at the alternate mental universe that wingnuts have built for themselves to live in.

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2008,22:02   

Although Conservapedia is sport for us, there is a serious message to be considered.

Imagine if Schlafly actually ran a school district.  Close examples are Kansas, Dover and North Carolina.

Imagine opinion replacing fact.  Check out Conservapedia and imagine it replacing public school curricula.  Imagine how these homeschoolers under Schlafly are being "educated."

What happens to posters sympathetic to Conservapedia who oppose Schlafly?  Simple, they are censored or banned.

Conservapedia is an example of what public schools would be like if the Schlafly's of the world had their way.

Nice, huh?

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2008,22:09   

Quote (Doc Bill @ Sep. 20 2008,20:02)
Although Conservapedia is sport for us, there is a serious message to be considered.
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Conservapedia is an example of what public schools would be like if the Schlafly's of the world had their way.

Nice, huh?

I imagine what might happen if he were alowed to play with matches.

"Burn the witch! Burn her!"

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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2008,22:28   

Here's another sample of fine conservative writing from (ahem) American Thinker.  In a piece headlined The Drumbeat one William Staneski opines (emphasis mine):
   
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The drumbeat. It's always there. Day and night. Rain or shine. Winter or Summer. Sunday or Monday. It comes at you from every direction. It comes over the TV, the radio, at work, at school, in music, in the newspapers, from the politicians, in conversation with others, even in church. It wears you down. It robs you of the will to resist its message. Even short-lived victories, which stop it briefly, leave you with the knowledge that it will return; each minor victory bound to be lost to the redoubled efforts of this patient and persistent force. You can't escape it. It never stops. It never gives up. It never ends. It rains upon you from every possible angle, from every possible source.

It's the drumbeat of the left. It is political, philosophical, theological, and social. It pervades every activity. It is post-structural, post-modern, post-everything in the parlance of the day. It is tolerant, diverse, non-judgmental, non-discriminatory, egalitarian, politically correct, multicultural, globalist, and collectivist. It insists that there are no rights and wrongs, no moral absolutes. It turns everything upside down in its looking glass world. It denies the correctness of all that produced what our culture revered before the deconstruction of the world in accordance with the tenets of cultural Marxism.

It denies God, human exceptionalism, and the soul. We are reduced to Darwinian animals floundering in an amoral sea of meaninglessness. It is a product of the nihilistic, existentialist philosophical movement, which went hand in hand with modern art, atonal music, scientific materialism and modern physics, and the generally discordant nature of the twentieth century.


And here is the reaction from the conservative forum Lucianne.com (founded by Lucianne Goldberg of the Monica Lewinsky fame), 99% dittos.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 21 2008,07:13   

Atonal music a perversion? Can Bauhaus be far behind?

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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 22 2008,12:05   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Sep. 21 2008,05:13)
Atonal music a perversion? Can Bauhaus be far behind?

I can't wait until they drag themselves past the Second Vienna School and into the 1950s.  They're going to just love John Cage and Ornette Coleman.  And apparently there was some kid from Tupelo, Mississippi...

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 22 2008,13:58   

Quote (olegt @ Sep. 20 2008,23:28)
Here's another sample of fine conservative writing from (ahem) American Thinker.  In a piece headlined The Drumbeat one William Staneski opines (emphasis mine):
   
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The drumbeat. It's always there. Day and night. Rain or shine. Winter or Summer. Sunday or Monday. It comes at you from every direction. It comes over the TV, the radio, at work, at school, in music, in the newspapers, from the politicians, in conversation with others, even in church. It wears you down. It robs you of the will to resist its message. Even short-lived victories, which stop it briefly, leave you with the knowledge that it will return; each minor victory bound to be lost to the redoubled efforts of this patient and persistent force. You can't escape it. It never stops. It never gives up. It never ends. It rains upon you from every possible angle, from every possible source.

It's the drumbeat of the left. It is political, philosophical, theological, and social. It pervades every activity. It is post-structural, post-modern, post-everything in the parlance of the day. It is tolerant, diverse, non-judgmental, non-discriminatory, egalitarian, politically correct, multicultural, globalist, and collectivist. It insists that there are no rights and wrongs, no moral absolutes. It turns everything upside down in its looking glass world. It denies the correctness of all that produced what our culture revered before the deconstruction of the world in accordance with the tenets of cultural Marxism.

It denies God, human exceptionalism, and the soul. We are reduced to Darwinian animals floundering in an amoral sea of meaninglessness. It is a product of the nihilistic, existentialist philosophical movement, which went hand in hand with modern art, atonal music, scientific materialism and modern physics, and the generally discordant nature of the twentieth century.


And here is the reaction from the conservative forum Lucianne.com (founded by Lucianne Goldberg of the Monica Lewinsky fame), 99% dittos.

The objection to modern physics is out there. I knew a guy in Raleigh who thought quantum mechanics was communist nonsense. He was a Randroid.

   
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 22 2008,14:11   

Mitch?

Gary Birdsong?

Pee Wee?

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 23 2008,11:38   

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He was a Randroid.


It needs another syllable to fit into the Devo song and scan.

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bort



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 07 2008,21:08   

Generally, I am against vandalism of wikis, but this one was just too funny.

They took it down almost right away, but not before the redditors found it.

  
Reed



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 07 2008,22:41   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 22 2008,11:58)
The objection to modern physics is out there. I knew a guy in Raleigh who thought quantum mechanics was communist nonsense. He was a Randroid.

Why do the words Jüdische Physik come to mind ?

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 08 2008,10:39   

Quote (bort @ Oct. 07 2008,22:08)
Generally, I am against vandalism of wikis, but this one was just too funny.

They took it down almost right away, but not before the redditors found it.

As am I, but in the case of Conservapedia, it's an improvement, not vandalism.

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Lowell



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 09 2008,00:36   

Oh my god. Revisions to the Barack Obama article! I don't know how they did it, but somehow they managed to make it even stupider than it was before.

Two of my favorites so far:
   
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If elected, Obama may become the first Muslim President of the United States.

I think they're seriously trying to use the "may" in that sentence for plausible deniability on the Muslim accusation. When presented with evidence that he's clearly not a Muslim, they can say, "well, we said that he 'may' be a Muslim; not that he 'is' a Muslim." Incredible, even for CP.

Even better, though, is this piece of evidence for why he is "likely" a Muslim:
   
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uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for "Pakistan" rather than the common American one

The talk page is full of commenters trying to explain to Schlafly that there is no such thing as a Muslim pronounciation. Earlier today, it read "Muslim pronounciation," not "Muslim Pakistani pronounciation." So I guess adding the "Pakistani" was Schlafly's compromise. That makes so much more sense.

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 09 2008,03:04   

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Obama and Islam

Obama is likely to be Muslim because:

   * Obama's background and education are Muslim
   * Obama's middle name remains Muslim, which most Christians would not retain[8]
   * Obama recently referred to his "Muslim faith"[9]
   * Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for "Pakistan" rather than the common American one[10]
   * Obama, in his autobiography "Dreams from My Father" (1995), descibes Muslim Malcolm X as his favorite black leader
   * Obama's claims of conversion to Christianity arose after he became politically ambitious, lacking a date of conversion or baptism.[11]


The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity.[12]

Obama claimed to have visited 57 states while campaigning for president of the United States, which of course has only 50 states.[13] He could never explain where the false number of 57 came from, but it has been observed that there are 57 Islamic states and Obama was educated at an Islamic grade school while he lived in an Islamic country.[14]

Obama downplays his Islamic background by claiming that his Kenyan Muslim father was a "confirmed atheist" before Obama was born, but in fact less than 1% of Kenyans are atheists, agnostics or non-religious.[15] There is apparently no evidence of any Christian activities or local church participation by Obama while he was in Massachusetts from 1988 to 1991. Finally, Obama abruptly left his church in Chicago in 2008 when it became politically controversial, without first finding another church to join.

I think my brain just fell out.....

And I think this
 
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The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity
is worthy of Dr Dembski himself as it's the sort of specious reasoning he is wont to use.

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PTET



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 09 2008,06:32   

[quote=oldmanintheskydidntdoit,Oct. 09 2008,03:04]
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Obama and Islam
 
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The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity
is worthy of Dr Dembski himself as it's the sort of specious reasoning he is wont to use.

I loved this line from the "Talk" page of the Obama article...

 
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We Should add "allegedly" to everything just to be fair


These morons are apparently the future elite of the Christian Right...
College for the Home-Schooled Is Shaping Leaders for the Right

No amount of ridicule is enough to humiliate these idiots.

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Lowell



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 09 2008,12:58   

[quote=oldmanintheskydidntdoit,Oct. 09 2008,03:04]
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And I think this
   
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The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity
is worthy of Dr Dembski himself as it's the sort of specious reasoning he is wont to use.

I love this comment from the talk page:
 
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I think someone should add the following line to your page: "The odds against Aschlafly's claim to be named 'Andrew Schlafly' being truthful are less than 1 billion to one, as fewer than 6 people in the world are named Andrew Schlafly."


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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 09 2008,13:13   

[quote=PTET,Oct. 09 2008,06:32]
Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Oct. 09 2008,03:04)
 
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Obama and Islam
   
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The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity
is worthy of Dr Dembski himself as it's the sort of specious reasoning he is wont to use.

I loved this line from the "Talk" page of the Obama article...

   
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We Should add "allegedly" to everything just to be fair


These morons are apparently the future elite of the Christian Right...
College for the Home-Schooled Is Shaping Leaders for the Right

No amount of ridicule is enough to humiliate these idiots.

That should be alleged college.  ;)

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 10 2008,18:12   

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Barack Hussein Obama, II (born, allegedly, in Honolulu,

I think it's shocking that the republicans currently in power, haven't ordered the various intelligence agencies to check out this Muslim foreigner who is making a mockery of the electoral system by standing as sole presidential opposition candidate when he can not legally win.

Why haven't they stopped this travesty? It's a pointless exercise costing exorbitant amounts of time and money. If he wins, the whole thing will have to be declared null and void.

Should he be allowed to take up the post, it is good to know that at least one Patriotic source of Trustworthy information will continue to berate their inarticulate, elitist, secretive, over-liberal fraud of a President for the duration of his term. Unless there is some sort of million to one accident on the server.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 10 2008,23:30   

Quote (Lowell @ Oct. 09 2008,10:58)
I love this comment from the talk page:
 
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I think someone should add the following line to your page: "The odds against Aschlafly's claim to be named 'Andrew Schlafly' being truthful are less than 1 billion to one, as fewer than 6 people in the world are named Andrew Schlafly."

That is some serious funny. Hee, hee, hee!

  
Lowell



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 12 2009,16:06   

Man, Conservapedia's Counterexamples to Evolution page is chock full of TARD.

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Many cases of beauty, such as the brilliant autumn foliage and staggering array of beautiful marine fish, lack any plausible evolutionary explanation.


That's just brilliant. Humans find it beautiful, but there's no reason why evolution would select for things that humans find beautiful, therefore it didn't evolve. Genius!

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