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Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,19:58   

Whoah, I missed one.

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What’s wrong with the paper is that it’s useless. What practical difference does it make what creatures whales descended from?


DaveScot ... today. Man, can you just make up your mind? It's important and worth talking about, and you wait eagerly for the revolution in genetics that will help you look into it, when we're talking about YOUR theory.

When we're talking about actual biologists' theories, it's useless? You can hold both of these thoughts in mind at once without imploding?

God, I love doublethink so much it might be unhealthy. :)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,20:08   

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The laughable part is that the whale’s ancient ancestor is still in dispute. Prehistoric evolution is nothing but guesswork and the guesses change as often as women’s fashion.


Wow, Dave just can't resist the EVOLUTIONISTS ARE ALL HOMOS argument can he?

I'm with JDog. Something's up here.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,20:27   

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DaveScot

12/21/2007

8:24 am

Prehistoric evolution is nothing but guesswork and the guesses change as often as women’s fashion.

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Patrick

12/21/2007

4:38 pm

I’m not automatically denying the the typical story for the whale–I consider it an open question, not irrefutable dogma like those who came up with this story...


Got that? It's irrefutable dogma which changes all the time.

That makes perfect sense.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,20:35   

I just got this PM from some anklebiter:

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Heh, I was poking around and came across this spectacularly bad prediction:

Quote (stevestory @ Jan. 23 2006,08:58)
several IDers have been banned over there. He was banning anyone who called ID religious at one point, which means repeating William Dembski's statement that  
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Intelligent Design is just the Logos of John's Gospel restated in the idiom of information theory.
Would have gotten someone banned from Dembski's blog.

I don't think DaveScot will be in charge for long.




:D


LOL


:p

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,20:39   

Coming up on 2 years since that. I have to say, Dave was called upon to bring the tard, and damn if he didn't bring it. He brought enough for everyone.

   
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,20:43   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 21 2007,21:35)
I just got this PM from some anklebiter:

*yip*

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,21:08   

Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Dec. 21 2007,15:34)
   
Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ Dec. 21 2007,15:53)
Here's a chance to win 100 $, from Dembski himself:

"I like it, but frankly I think we can do better. I’m therefore offering a $100 prize to anyone who can come up with a better sticker (receipt of payment for the prize cedes copyright to me). The sticker needs to be posted online as a jpeg with a link in the comments to this thread. For now, the sticker should only publicize EXPELLED (explicit connection with DoL as a companion volume can be done later). The contest extends through February 12th, 2008 — Darwin’s birthday and the official release date of EXPELLED."

The comments suggest no one is paying attention to dimpski's offer.  they're all making jokes.

You know, the sticker is going to backfire [*expel!*] on them in a major way. A circle-slash over Darwin? How does that promote "academic freedom"?

Crap, what incompetents! :p And a $100 prize! Whoopie! You can make five times that writing fillers!

Russ:    
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I have placed a computer loaded with Adobe Photoshop in a cage full of monkeys. When exactly is the contest deadline?

That's the closest to funny those guys have come in a while. I guess there's gotta be one in every 10^165,000 posts.

What’s wrong with their jokes is that they're useless. What practical difference does it make what objects are designed? Huh? Huh? ;)

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,21:25   



What a stupid design. It makes it look like they want to expell darwin, which they do, but that's not what they want you to think.

   
jupiter



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:17   

That sticker.... I live in NYC, and I see better design work produced on my block a couple of times a day, by my dog.

"Ben Stein" in jumbly letters? Why? The crossbar in almost-illegible typography? Why?

And, yeah, if you're trying to make a case for opening up the science curriculum, you don't slap a big NO/NEIN/VERBOTEN/IXNAY symbol across the supposed opponent. Not if you're making any sort of honest, logically consistent argument, outside religi... Oh.

But this is the serious insult -- $100? That's just pitiful. Did Grandpa Simpson set the prize limit in bees? Is that really all Dembski can spare? Or is it that the very most he's willing to shell out to the UncommonlyDense rubes?

Anyway -- shouldn't AtBC participate in this contest?

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:22   

I was thinking about it. Hell, $100 is $100. But I thought a) those liars would probably rip me off b) how do you make a logo about censorship that doesn't exist?

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:25   

Quote (jupiter @ Dec. 21 2007,23:17)
"Ben Stein" in jumbly letters? Why? The crossbar in almost-illegible typography? Why?

I've never understood what the deflicted red x is supposed to mean.

   
someotherguy



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:37   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 21 2007,22:25)
   
Quote (jupiter @ Dec. 21 2007,23:17)
"Ben Stein" in jumbly letters? Why? The crossbar in almost-illegible typography? Why?

I've never understood what the deflicted red x is supposed to mean.

Looks like an upside-down cross to me.  Perhaps they want their audiences to be reminded of the cruel Darwinists Romans who crucified St. Peter?

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ERV



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:38   

Quote (JohnW @ Dec. 21 2007,16:38)
 
Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ Dec. 21 2007,13:53)
Here's a chance to win 100 $, from Dembski himself:

"I like it, but frankly I think we can do better. I’m therefore offering a $100 prize to anyone who can come up with a better sticker (receipt of payment for the prize cedes copyright to me). The sticker needs to be posted online as a jpeg with a link in the comments to this thread. For now, the sticker should only publicize EXPELLED (explicit connection with DoL as a companion volume can be done later). The contest extends through February 12th, 2008 — Darwin’s birthday and the official release date of EXPELLED."

COPYRIGHT-- Ur still doin it rong.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,22:47   


   
Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,23:08   

Nixon was unfairly railroaded by a vindictive and vicious liberal media!

How dare you imply otherwise?

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jupiter



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,23:20   

Isn't it supposed to be spray-paint? Like '70s graffiti!  Oooh...so transgressive*!

I'm wondering, what's with the rest of the lettering? There's shading, as if to suggest a 3-D, Pirates of Wherever theme of arrayed long-bones, with the associated connotation of rebellion**. Yet the rectilinear forms of the letters reject any such organicity, and declare their true nature, as strips of smudgy masking tape. Meaning... what????


*Transgression expires with the Ford administration.

**Commercialized, commodified, deracinated, dessicated, and otherwise rendered meaningless.

  
Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,23:29   

Quote (jupiter @ Dec. 21 2007,23:20)
Isn't it supposed to be spray-paint? Like '70s graffiti!  Oooh...so transgressive*!

I'm wondering, what's with the rest of the lettering? There's shading, as if to suggest a 3-D, Pirates of Wherever theme of arrayed long-bones, with the associated connotation of rebellion**. Yet the rectilinear forms of the letters reject any such organicity, and declare their true nature, as strips of smudgy masking tape. Meaning... what????


*Transgression expires with the Ford administration.

**Commercialized, commodified, deracinated, dessicated, and otherwise rendered meaningless.

You fool, can't you see?

It's postmodern!

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,23:31   

David Heddle's so good when he's not being crazy.

http://helives.blogspot.com/2007....rs.html

good stuff.

   
jupiter



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 21 2007,23:54   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 21 2007,22:22)
I was thinking about it. Hell, $100 is $100. But I thought a) those liars would probably rip me off b) how do you make a logo about censorship that doesn't exist?

Pfft! Don't make me quote Bluto about the Germans.

I hereby pledge $500 to anyone who successfully submits to UDensity a logo about non-existent censorship.

PM me about my definition of "successfully submits."  Nothing to do with Dembski and his (stingy, appalling) taste.

  
Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,01:07   

I'm surprised that Heddle has any truck with Dembski.

Heddle, as much as I disagree with everything he says, has a degree of honor.

Dembski has none.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,01:40   

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I hereby pledge $500 to anyone who successfully submits to UDensity a logo about non-existent censorship.

I hereby bet a bottle of single malt scotch that Jupiter won't pay out.

Although I too am hoping to see some AtBC entries (either submitted or not).

Bob

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CCP



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,02:11   

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Nixon was unfairly railroaded by a vindictive and vicious liberal media!


If I remember correctly, the correct appellation is "nattering nabobs."

  
uriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,04:27   

Quote (jupiter @ Dec. 21 2007,23:20)
Isn't it supposed to be spray-paint? Like '70s graffiti!  Oooh...so transgressive*!

I'm wondering, what's with the rest of the lettering? There's shading, as if to suggest a 3-D, Pirates of Wherever theme of arrayed long-bones, with the associated connotation of rebellion**. Yet the rectilinear forms of the letters reject any such organicity, and declare their true nature, as strips of smudgy masking tape. Meaning... what????


It means someone read a (most likely wildly out of date) book on "photoshop tricks for idiots" and decided that, if they could throw in every last, damn thing they dimly remembered from their cursory perusal of the topic up against the wall in a single logo- regardless of the coherence, impact, or elegance of the final outcome- that in some way their efforts could be considered "graphic design."

But is that surprising in any way?

We're dealing with people who think mis-quotes of popular science magazines, nonsense maths, and a fevered dedication to the gish gallop equals ground breaking scientific discovery.

Of course they think pointless masking tricks, bad font choices and ill-conceived layouts equal edgy, artistic genius.

It's not like they've ever evinced a sense of discernment or perspective in the past, is it?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,04:31   

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Nixon was unfairly railroaded by a vindictive and vicious liberal media!


If I remember correctly, the correct appellation is "nattering nabobs."


(Can't resist this one)  :)

I am NOT a CROO--, er, um, TARD!  :)    :)   :)

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,05:18   

In the comments section Crandaddy tells Heddle he needs to get educated. I nearly did a hollywood-level spit-take on that.

I love ID.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,05:23   

The humongous idiots at UD have really been the greatest source of comedy in my life over the past 2 years.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,05:33   

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By the way, you can beat the ID-isn't-science drum all you want, but until you can back it up with the normative force of rational support--something a little more substantial that 'ID makes no testable predictions'--your impassioned pronouncements amount to nothing more that empty rhetoric. I recommend you educate yourself or give it a rest.
Crandaddy | Homepage | 12.22.07 - 1:39 am




Ohmigod. What a humongous fucking idiot.

I (heart) Uncommonly Dense.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,05:35   

link for above

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,05:38   

I almost spit-taked Carolina Brewery beer all over my American Spirit cigarette.

Uncommonly Dense is the greatest website in the history of teh internets.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2007,06:39   

Quote (CCP @ Dec. 22 2007,02:11)
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Nixon was unfairly railroaded by a vindictive and vicious liberal media!


If I remember correctly, the correct appellation is "nattering nabobs."

Close, but no cigar. You are thinking of Spiro Agnew, Vice President under Nixon.

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