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Nomad



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,00:36   

Quote (Nerull @ Feb. 21 2008,10:19)
When you magnify the image, you also magnify the movement. If you are taking images of more than a couple seconds with a high power telephoto lens, you really need to piggyback on a guided telescope.

The thing is I know all that.  I've dabbled in photographing Andromeda using just that same lens and my tripod.  I've experimented to see what the boundaries of unguided astrophotography are.  I made a list of the limits that I discovered, since the more common rules of thumb one finds for such things vary based on resolution of sensor and form factor adjustment.

But when the time came I abandoned all that and instead thought "turn aperture up to sharpen image" and that was it.  And I know better!

I am explaining my failures in depth in a public forum because I am prone to developing a big ego, and need the sort of reflection that comes from royally messing things up to keep my self image in balance.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,02:15   

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/02/evolution-wins.html

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Evolution Wins as Creationists (Accidentally) Switch Sides in Florida
By Brandon Keim EmailFebruary 20, 2008 | 12:59:46 PMCategories: Education, Evolution  

Willardfair The Florida Board of Education officially upheld evolution yesterday.

The board didn't quite mean to do that, of course. In a 4-3 vote, the Board accepted a proposed curriculum that replaced all references to evolution with the phrase "the scientific theory of evolution." In so doing, the board inadvertently made evolution central to public school science education, and also, almost incidentally, mandated education on just what constitutes a "scientific theory."

Until now, Florida's schools weren't required to teach evolution. The old curriculum guidelines didn't even mention it by name.

That state education officials would approve the new standards was not a foregone conclusion. Since last November, 12 county school boards passed resolutions calling for classroom evolution to be balanced by "alternatives" -- a polite euphemism for religiously orthodox explanations of life. The resolutions were non-binding, but raised fears that that the Board of Education would try to duck controversy by diluting the new standards.

Apart from being illegal, teaching creationism as science is a very bad idea. Students may not be permanently scarred by failing to learn about evolution at an early age -- though the National Academy of Science would surely disagree -- but, they're bound to be stunted if told that evolution and creationism are even remotely equivalent in any scientific sense.

Yesterday's decision is thus great news for Florida -- and perhaps for the nation. Had Florida backed down, Texas -- where a pro-evolution science education official was fired last year, and a curriculum revision is scheduled later this year -- might have followed suit. Together they exert enough purchasing power to drag the nation's textbook manufacturers with them, science be damned.

The 4-3 vote was obtained by including a last-minute amendment to the standards. Suggested last Friday by religious conservatives and dubbed the "academic freedom proposal," the amendment required that the curriculum's references to "evolution" be replaced by the "scientific theory of evolution."

The amendment's supporters called the language change a victory -- and it is, though not in the way they imagine.

Not only will Florida's students learn about evolution; they'll also learn that the scientific definition of a theory is different from the everyday definition, referring not to wild-eyed speculation but to a vast body of observation and testing that confirms a hypothesis so strongly that it might as well be considered fact.

A big thank-you, then, to religious critics of evolution education. The language change will better help Florida's children understand not only evolution, but science itself. (If only this USA Today headline writer had the same education.)

Isn't democracy grand?

   
IanBrown_101



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,02:22   

Quote (stevestory @ Feb. 22 2008,08:15)
http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/02/evolution-wins.html

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Evolution Wins as Creationists (Accidentally) Switch Sides in Florida
By Brandon Keim EmailFebruary 20, 2008 | 12:59:46 PMCategories: Education, Evolution  

Willardfair The Florida Board of Education officially upheld evolution yesterday.

The board didn't quite mean to do that, of course. In a 4-3 vote, the Board accepted a proposed curriculum that replaced all references to evolution with the phrase "the scientific theory of evolution." In so doing, the board inadvertently made evolution central to public school science education, and also, almost incidentally, mandated education on just what constitutes a "scientific theory."

Until now, Florida's schools weren't required to teach evolution. The old curriculum guidelines didn't even mention it by name.

That state education officials would approve the new standards was not a foregone conclusion. Since last November, 12 county school boards passed resolutions calling for classroom evolution to be balanced by "alternatives" -- a polite euphemism for religiously orthodox explanations of life. The resolutions were non-binding, but raised fears that that the Board of Education would try to duck controversy by diluting the new standards.

Apart from being illegal, teaching creationism as science is a very bad idea. Students may not be permanently scarred by failing to learn about evolution at an early age -- though the National Academy of Science would surely disagree -- but, they're bound to be stunted if told that evolution and creationism are even remotely equivalent in any scientific sense.

Yesterday's decision is thus great news for Florida -- and perhaps for the nation. Had Florida backed down, Texas -- where a pro-evolution science education official was fired last year, and a curriculum revision is scheduled later this year -- might have followed suit. Together they exert enough purchasing power to drag the nation's textbook manufacturers with them, science be damned.

The 4-3 vote was obtained by including a last-minute amendment to the standards. Suggested last Friday by religious conservatives and dubbed the "academic freedom proposal," the amendment required that the curriculum's references to "evolution" be replaced by the "scientific theory of evolution."

The amendment's supporters called the language change a victory -- and it is, though not in the way they imagine.

Not only will Florida's students learn about evolution; they'll also learn that the scientific definition of a theory is different from the everyday definition, referring not to wild-eyed speculation but to a vast body of observation and testing that confirms a hypothesis so strongly that it might as well be considered fact.

A big thank-you, then, to religious critics of evolution education. The language change will better help Florida's children understand not only evolution, but science itself. (If only this USA Today headline writer had the same education.)

Isn't democracy grand?

I would make a joke along the lines of "Ready! Fire! Aim!" but quite frankly it would be redundant.

These are the people that are supposed to pave the way for Dembski et al?

Dear lord, I don't know why I worried about the state of science education.

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You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK

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Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,08:28   

Things happened in a confusing way in Florida, which may explain why Wired got it wrong.

There were the standards as written by the expert committee. These were deemed world-class and given high marks by independent reviewers and science associations.

The "academic freedom" proposal would have changed "evolution is the fundamental concept of biology" to "evolution is a fundamental concept of biology" and added language saying that teachers and students would be free to bring up whatever critique of evolution that they cared to make without any recourse. IIRC, this was presented by Fred Cutting, a guy in the DI's pocket for a long time. All of the speakers opposing the standards and Board member Callaway were advocating the "academic freedom" proposal.

"Option B" was to add words to the standards as written, putting in "scientific theory of" in places and "law of" in others.

It was "Option B", and *not* the "academic freedom" proposal, that was approved by the Board on Tuesday.

This has split antievolutionists in Florida. There is the group that thinks that having "theory" associated with "evolution" is sufficient, and the DI followers who won't rest until they get their version of letters of marque and reprisal against science under the Jolly Roger of "academic freedom" language.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,09:12   

Thanks for that clarification, Wesley.  I was also confused and thought that the "Option B" and "Academic Freedom" proposals were one and the same.

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“Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas?

Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Steverino



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,10:19   

Me too.  I stand corrected then.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 22 2008,13:50   

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35 guests, 18 Public Members and 0 Anonymous Members   [ View Complete List ]
>Lou FCD >Annyday >Leonides >mitschlag >qetzal >Gunthernacus >cogzoid >C.J.O'Brien >olegt >Arden Chatfield >MillstoneCam >Albatrossity2 >Buy Cialis Online >Richardthughes >Occam's Aftershave >ppb >Mr_Christopher >Reciprocating Bill


It's like the board is trying to communicate with us:

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Buy Cialis Online ---->Richardthughes


I wonder what it's trying to tell us...

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,04:50   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 22 2008,19:50)
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35 guests, 18 Public Members and 0 Anonymous Members   [ View Complete List ]
>Lou FCD >Annyday >Leonides >mitschlag >qetzal >Gunthernacus >cogzoid >C.J.O'Brien >olegt >Arden Chatfield >MillstoneCam >Albatrossity2 >Buy Cialis Online >Richardthughes >Occam's Aftershave >ppb >Mr_Christopher >Reciprocating Bill


It's like the board is trying to communicate with us:

 
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Buy Cialis Online ---->Richardthughes


I wonder what it's trying to tell us...

I have always pondered on this issue. In my spam email I always get large amounts of mail offering ways for me to enlarge my penis, satisfy my wife with a monster wang and last forever in the sack with a variety of pharmaceuticals that moderate (amongst other things) a neurotransmitter or two. My question is "How do they know?".

Now of course with this latest evidence from Lou about RTH the pattern has become clear. They have no clue! (hence why they keep offering me Rolex watches when I don't wear a watch!)

I mean the juxtaposition of a virile creature like RTH and Cialis? Please! Dead giveaway. RTH would never touch Cialis, the very thought of it is ridiculous! RTH is a Viagra man through and through.

Louis

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,05:07   



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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,08:11   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 23 2008,11:07)

Sadly this doesn't work. I tried it and coincidentally around that time I started getting a LOT more spam. I wonder why....

Louis

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,09:24   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2008,04:50)
Quote (Lou FCD @ Feb. 22 2008,19:50)
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35 guests, 18 Public Members and 0 Anonymous Members   [ View Complete List ]
>Lou FCD >Annyday >Leonides >mitschlag >qetzal >Gunthernacus >cogzoid >C.J.O'Brien >olegt >Arden Chatfield >MillstoneCam >Albatrossity2 >Buy Cialis Online >Richardthughes >Occam's Aftershave >ppb >Mr_Christopher >Reciprocating Bill


It's like the board is trying to communicate with us:

 
Quote
Buy Cialis Online ---->Richardthughes


I wonder what it's trying to tell us...

I have always pondered on this issue. In my spam email I always get large amounts of mail offering ways for me to enlarge my penis, satisfy my wife with a monster wang and last forever in the sack with a variety of pharmaceuticals that moderate (amongst other things) a neurotransmitter or two. My question is "How do they know?".

Now of course with this latest evidence from Lou about RTH the pattern has become clear. They have no clue! (hence why they keep offering me Rolex watches when I don't wear a watch!)

I mean the juxtaposition of a virile creature like RTH and Cialis? Please! Dead giveaway. RTH would never touch Cialis, the very thought of it is ridiculous! RTH is a Viagra man through and through.

Louis

That would explain why he can't wear a condom ......there is no end to the prick.

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,11:15   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2008,08:11)
 
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 23 2008,11:07)

Sadly this doesn't work.

You mean your penis didn't get any bigger?

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,11:47   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 23 2008,17:15)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2008,08:11)
 
Sadly this doesn't work.

You mean your penis didn't get any bigger?

Well precisely. I wasn't sure where to put the pill....

Louis

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Bye.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 23 2008,18:45   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2008,07:11)
 
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 23 2008,11:07)

Sadly this doesn't work.

I'll say. Not having a penis doesn't work, either.  :angry:

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Steverino



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,07:07   

Speaking of which, what was God thinking when he designed hermaphrodite?

I'll have to ask FTK...she has all the answers.

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- Asking questions is NOT the same as providing answers.
- It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,14:16   

Quote (Steverino @ Feb. 24 2008,07:07)
Speaking of which, what was God thinking when he designed hermaphrodite?

I'll have to ask FTK...she has all the answers.

I assume FTK's position on hermaphrodites is that they shouldn't be allowed to marry each other, teach children, or adopt. But she still loves them.*



(*she just disagrees with their lifestyle choices)

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,20:34   

Don't be silly.  It is the degrading effects of Sin.

which of course is brought out by denying the revealed god.  like you guys are doing.  sinners.

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

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I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
Annyday



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,21:06   

No no, the Great Author in the sky did it because He prefers to watch us suffer and do bad things, for the extra drama. Life on Earth is basically one long, gruesome, tragicomic soap opera for Him, you see. Or maybe one of the better episodes of CSI. But I repeat myself.

NOTE TO ALL: If you should find yourself in a cosmic episode of CSI, do not panic! You may die in a terrible fashion, but the audience will eat it up. Or not. Your death may instead be an occasion of little more than dark humor. Either way, you will go to greater reward than you can know! Rejoice!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 24 2008,21:57   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 23 2008,11:15)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 23 2008,08:11)
 
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 23 2008,11:07)

Sadly this doesn't work.

You mean your penis didn't get any bigger?

THE ONLY REASON YOU SHOITEHAWKS AREN'T COMPLETE PRICKS IS CIRCUMCISION.




HOMOS.   :angry:

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,03:46   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 25 2008,03:57)
THE ONLY REASON YOU SHOITEHAWKS AREN'T COMPLETE PRICKS IS CIRCUMCISION.




HOMOS.   :angry:

BUT I R NOT A ROUNDHEAD! I ARE A CAVELIER! :angry:

RTH IS CONCERNED BOUT HIS WEE WEEWEE. HIS WIFE WANTED TO "SAY IT WITH FLOWERS" SO SHE GOT HIM A BOKAY DAT WAS SMALL AND RED AND WILTED QUICKLY. TEH CARD READ "HOMO".

Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,03:51   

Quote (Annyday @ Feb. 25 2008,03:06)
No no, the Great Author in the sky did it because He prefers to watch us suffer and do bad things, for the extra drama. Life on Earth is basically one long, gruesome, tragicomic soap opera for Him, you see. Or maybe one of the better episodes of CSI. But I repeat myself.

NOTE TO ALL: If you should find yourself in a cosmic episode of CSI, do not panic! You may die in a terrible fashion, but the audience will eat it up. Or not. Your death may instead be an occasion of little more than dark humor. Either way, you will go to greater reward than you can know! Rejoice!

Better than being the bit part actor in a cosmic episode of the original Star Trek.

"Sooooo, who's going on the away mission. The Captain, ok. Spock, good good. Bones McCoy, alrighty, and....{gulp} ME?? Ohsweetfuckingfederationnotme!!! Can't Barry come as well? What about Uhura? Let's make it a ship picnic, come on everyone...........so JUST me then? Can I quickly call my wife and kids?"

Cut to:

{De dede de de, De dede de de}

[Kirk fighting a male alien, unknown bit part actor badly pretending to be dead in corner]

{Bobo bobo bobo}

[Kirk smooching a female alien who cannot pronounce the word "Kirk"]

Louis

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Bye.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,04:10   

As a quick browse on teh IntarWebz revealed, the land of my father's fathers has elected a communist as president. More than that the chap would appear to be an atheist. This, in a country more religious than the USA could ever hope to be (Greek Cypriots tend to take their Greek Orthodoxy rather seriously in my experience), surprises me at least.

But then, in a country with distinctly communist leanings, perhaps it shouldn't.

More info.

Louis

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Bye.

  
Steverino



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,06:23   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 25 2008,03:51)
Quote (Annyday @ Feb. 25 2008,03:06)
No no, the Great Author in the sky did it because He prefers to watch us suffer and do bad things, for the extra drama. Life on Earth is basically one long, gruesome, tragicomic soap opera for Him, you see. Or maybe one of the better episodes of CSI. But I repeat myself.

NOTE TO ALL: If you should find yourself in a cosmic episode of CSI, do not panic! You may die in a terrible fashion, but the audience will eat it up. Or not. Your death may instead be an occasion of little more than dark humor. Either way, you will go to greater reward than you can know! Rejoice!

Better than being the bit part actor in a cosmic episode of the original Star Trek.

"Sooooo, who's going on the away mission. The Captain, ok. Spock, good good. Bones McCoy, alrighty, and....{gulp} ME?? Ohsweetfuckingfederationnotme!!! Can't Barry come as well? What about Uhura? Let's make it a ship picnic, come on everyone...........so JUST me then? Can I quickly call my wife and kids?"

Cut to:

{De dede de de, De dede de de}

[Kirk fighting a male alien, unknown bit part actor badly pretending to be dead in corner]

{Bobo bobo bobo}

[Kirk smooching a female alien who cannot pronounce the word "Kirk"]

Louis

Aaaahhhhh....a Trekkie!  Was not "Galaxy Quest" a fantastic spoof!

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- It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,06:50   

Quote (Steverino @ Feb. 25 2008,12:23)
Aaaahhhhh....a Trekkie!  Was not "Galaxy Quest" a fantastic spoof!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves! A Trekkie I am not. An occasional fan of cheesy sci fi and the awesome kitch of Senor Shatner, certainly, but I don't dress up as a Romulan and go to conventions, I have never tried to learn any words in Klingon, I do not own any of the movies or series in any format, and I have actually had sex with a real, living, breathing, human female. More than once. On those bases alone (and there are so many more) I am not a Trekkie.

However, yes, Galaxy Quest was an excellent spoof of Star Trek. It is a subject upon which my Modern Cinema PhD thesis touches....DAMN!

Louis

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,10:30   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 25 2008,06:50)
 
Quote (Steverino @ Feb. 25 2008,12:23)
Aaaahhhhh....a Trekkie!  Was not "Galaxy Quest" a fantastic spoof!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves! A Trekkie I am not. An occasional fan of cheesy sci fi and the awesome kitch of Senor Shatner, certainly, but I don't dress up as a Romulan and go to conventions, I have never tried to learn any words in Klingon, I do not own any of the movies or series in any format, and I have actually had sex with a real, living, breathing, human female. More than once. On those bases alone (and there are so many more) I am not a Trekkie.

However, yes, Galaxy Quest was an excellent spoof of Star Trek. It is a subject upon which my Modern Cinema PhD thesis touches....DAMN!

Louis

HA HA THIS IS YOU:



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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,11:25   

Thank you Arden.

And now for your entertainment and delight I shall allow you, my dear, dear friends, the opportunity, free of charge, to hand craft your own specially tailored joke about Arden's mother and sexual inadequacies. I provide some space below and a couple of suggested words that you may use if you wish. Thank you dear friends, thank you.

Donkey.
Fisting.
Banana.
Wardrobe.
Sausage.
Cuthbert.
A DVD copy of "The Wonder Years", second season.
Nautical themes.
Number 4, the Larch.
Steptoe and Son, the hardcore porn version.
A copy of the New York Times from April the 1st 1957.
Any extant member of the Kamikaze squadrons formed during the Second World War.
Another Donkey.
Some diesel and some brake fluid.

{Insert joke about Arden's mother and his sexual inadequacies here}








{End of joke}

Thank you once again for taking the time to delicately hand tool your very own joke about Arden's mother and his sexual inadequacies. I hope we can, in the future, once again weave the fabric of humour into a pleasing and ultimately satisfying jokle about Arden Chatfield. Thanks for playing, may your god, or lack of, go with you, and please return your seats to the upright position and exit through the appropriate orifice.

Louis

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,17:06   

Who can quote from the first season of "Space 1999"? Arden? :)



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,18:03   

Great theme tune!!!!!11111one

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8DF9nDJZrdA

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,18:16   

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman , lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again , the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'

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It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 25 2008,18:54   

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 25 2008,17:06)
Who can quote from the first season of "Space 1999"? Arden? :)


Eh, that's more Louis's thing.

In fact, after searching the internets, I've finally found this picture of Louis at the comic book store he runs:



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