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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 05 2009,15:29   

Okay, let's shimmy back in scope, people. Look over here! *Distracts*
 
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Question: Are Kent and Jo Hovind sitting in federal prisons today because they are Fundamental/ evangelical Christians and Tim Geithner, Charles Rangel, Tom Daschle, Marion Barry, Wesley Snipes are all free because they are privileged, powerful, prosperous?

Don't you mean...prosperous Darwinists, Donny Boy(s)?

It ends interestingly:
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Where is the outrage from all decent, honest, fair-minded people over the injustice of it all? And the Fundamentalist/evangelical wimps who are incapable of showing a little anger are a disgrace to the cause of Christ and should rush to identify with churches that have no convictions.

Yes, let's now bunker down (oops, I meant hunker) and invoke the Armeeabteilung Steiner to attack the forces of evil.

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Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,01:22   

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I can buy a chimpanzee from a pet store showing the supposed start of evolution.

tmac1238; why do you think our evolution started with, or even passed through, chimpanzees?

Why would anyone think your evolution didn't start with champanzees, but when it got to chimpanzees, it suddenly made a catastrophic leap and bypassed everything between a chimp and man at the pet store?

Is that even supposed to make sense?  If there were pet stores around 7-5 million years ago, maybe there might be a store where you could buy one, but not now (even genetic testing on the "humanzee" indicated 100% chimpanzee).  (Without reading back through Alex Jones/Richard Hoagland territory) is the half-human/half-chimp an attempt to say we found Bush in a pet store?

You mean there were no pet stores 5 to 7 million years ago so we can't buy half evolved chimpanzees, but we can buy the earlier start and buy chimps at pet stores today?

You mean America destroyed itself chasing no-fly-zones and you're going out of your mind that everything else makes no sense???

This is fun!  Hopefully the post I saw in the bathroom wall doesn't mean you scampered off.

How can we buy an "earlier start" since it disappeared (while it's descendants evolved) at least 5 million years ago.  Does the pet store have a time machine?  Is it run by Time Lords?  As for buying chimps in pet stores, I believe that is illegal based on what I know of importation laws, but I really could be mistaken on that.  Haven't bothered to check up (my roommate will not let me get any monkeys or apes - she's a vet tech and doesn't want the special requirements, or maybe cleaning up the poo flung, which is why I come to boards like this - all we have is virtual poo).

Anyway, I think you shouldn't talk about "going out of your mind".  Devote a bit of going "back into your mind", and you'll have made a start.  Actually, since you seem to repeat a lot of Alex Jones paranoid nonsense (black helicopters, etc - did you mention chemtrails, or the prison camps built in the US that we were all put into in the takeover by the New World Order back in 2000...oh, wait, that never happened, did it?).  

Really, try to maintain some sense of logic or order.  While the Joker can be fun to watch, if you like that sort of thing, replicating his thought processes is not the way to go.  Of course, you could be replicating Hovinds delusional ramblings with God, so you could be doing worse than you are.

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Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,01:26   

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Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,01:32   

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I love the internet.  I can be entertained by this comedian at my desk at 9:20 in the morning.  Back in the old days, you used to have to sit on a bus after the pubs closed.

Actually, all I need to do is catch a few of my students after they smoked before class.  I bet I can hear some of the same disjointed ramblings.  I am just to this post, but I don't think it's a bot, just some stoner whose managed to get online.  It is pretty funny, like listening to the poor guy with a shopping cart and the shabby clothes living under the train tracks to protect himself from Trolls and Space CIA Aliens, only without the human tragedy.

Hmm - could this be Hovind off his meds?  Of course, this could be Poe, but that is a bit depressing - it's more fun to think this is serious (although that is tragic in it's own right).

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,01:44   

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 05 2009,16:29)
Okay, let's shimmy back in scope, people. Look over here! *Distracts*
   
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Question: Are Kent and Jo Hovind sitting in federal prisons today because they are Fundamental/ evangelical Christians and Tim Geithner, Charles Rangel, Tom Daschle, Marion Barry, Wesley Snipes are all free because they are privileged, powerful, prosperous?

Don't you mean...prosperous Darwinists, Donny Boy(s)?

I actually feel sorry for poor Jo Hovind. Living in the south I see a lot of poor women who are trying to get by who are in thrall to their idiot husbands, and suffer the consequences.

   
Badger3k



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,01:54   

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Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 05 2009,16:29)
Okay, let's shimmy back in scope, people. Look over here! *Distracts*
   
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Question: Are Kent and Jo Hovind sitting in federal prisons today because they are Fundamental/ evangelical Christians and Tim Geithner, Charles Rangel, Tom Daschle, Marion Barry, Wesley Snipes are all free because they are privileged, powerful, prosperous?

Don't you mean...prosperous Darwinists, Donny Boy(s)?

I actually feel sorry for poor Jo Hovind. Living in the south I see a lot of poor women who are trying to get by who are in thrall to their idiot husbands, and suffer the consequences.

There is hope, though.  A lot of the women I see are getting smarter, but that's still just a fraction.  The influence of the Southern Baptists and their male dominance trip is still a big factor in repressing women.  Funny thing, listening to the Atheist Experience, I think they mentioned Hovind and his explanation of the Fall, which had Eve being so stupid the snake duped her, and Adam (heroically) sacrificed himself to be with her, which really makes him the bigger idiot.  

I did meet some very concerned people at the Texas Freedom Network's leadership seminar last weekend, including some very capable high school students interested in women's issues.  At least here in Texas, we are making some progress, albeit slowly.

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 06 2009,10:04   

There should be prosecutions of Halliburton executives, and large numbers of the former White House. But, Halliburton moved off-shore and will probably go totally free. There should be outrage at murder committed by private armies funded by US tax dollars. But, this has nothing to do with science.

The proposed budget cuts in science are also outrageous.

Edited by Dr.GH on Feb. 06 2009,08:06

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Cubist



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2009,05:08   

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wtf was all that

A disturbance in The Force?

As if millions of brain cells cried out, and were suddenly silenced...

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2009,05:19   

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wtf was all that

A disturbance in The Force?

As if millions of brain cells cried out, and were suddenly silenced...

This post is full of win. You win teh internetz and a POTW (for at least an hour) nominerisation.

Louis

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2009,16:19   

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As if millions of brain cells cried out, and were suddenly silenced...


The farce wasn't with them?

Henry

  
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