Louis
Posts: 6436
Joined: Jan. 2006
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| Quote (k.e.. @ April 21 2008,13:32) | | Quote (Louis @ April 20 2008,20:21) | | Quote (k.e.. @ April 20 2008,14:48) | | Quote (Louis @ April 20 2008,13:18) | I want to write a song for DaveTard called "Extreme Clown Fear" or something similar. I may have to nip off and work on it. It will be, of course, a work of unadulterated thrash metal goodness.
Louis |
Oh wunderbar...... I'm trembling with anticipation.
But....Please, can you keep it short this time?
I hate to see all your scintillating talent wasted on one of your long traversable only by neurotic foxglove chewing Cypriot mountain goat with post coital drip and overbite posts here; do you have an electron recycling plant near your location?
Can I suggest getting a spare DVD-RW and venting your creative spleen to that? ...there should be enough room on it, a 4.5GB DVD will take about 4.5 billion characters of text...you know.
Then if you still consider granting us the indisputable joy of kneeling on crushed glass while getting flogged by the head boys jockstrap at the same time as getting an enema from Miss Trunchbull who has placed a wet empty coal sack over your head at the top of the masters landing while sickly smelling no name soup served to the other boys drifts up the stairs, load it up to ibackup.com and just give the link. |
Have you forgotten your excessively large quantity of medication again?
Or are you merely overexicted by the proximity of your latest penis gourd haul?
Either way, just remember that you are a Colonial and thus lesser. Not lesser at anything per se, just lesser.
That's him told, who next?
Louis
P.S. Whilst you're at it, try to make sense. There's a good chap. |
Brilliantly sparse!
Not quite 25 words or less but you could almost qualify for a carbon credit.
On a lesser note, if you want to live in god zone where the seagulls don't have to fly upside down because they feel sorry for pommies.....I'll put in a good word for you...maybe.
k.e..
P.S. You are right about my medication though....but I've never heard it called medication before. |
Sparser Louis:
Fuck off.
Louis
P.S. Better? If not, why? Be sure to show your working.
P.P.S. Emigrate? To somewhere where it doesn't rain all the time? Are you quite stark raving mad? We got it right you know. Send all those criminals and religious fruitcakes to wide open lands with good surf, beautiful mountains and wonderful sunny weather. We'll stay here on this cramped, rainy island and.......WAIT A MINUTE! Something has gone terribly wrong here. Perhaps that's why Ockers have a special smile just for the English. Even though we beat them at rugby. A lot.
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Bye.
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