Acartia_Bogart
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| Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 02 2015,10:07) | | Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Dec. 01 2015,23:45) | After two failed attempts to arouse outrage over a teacher who had the audacity of using God in a critical thinking exercise, and closing comments on both, Gordon Mullings (aka KairosFocus) posts a FYI/FTR OP (comments off, of course) on the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Paranoid Delusions
He starts, of course, with his paranoid conspiracy theory about attacks from objector sites. It only gets more entertaining from there.
| Quote | | As just noted, a discussion thread on responding to abuse of the privilege of developing and implementing curriculum has been trollishly hijacked in what looks like an escalation of the tactics coming from a circle of objector sites. At the end, on a topic dealing with 12 year olds, sexually tinged vulgarity has been injected by word plays on a participant’s handle in an attempt to trigger a spiral to the gutter. |
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The whole thing is brilliant!
| Quote | Since the Flying Spaghetti Monster is physical it is subject to the absorption and deflection of light particles and is therefore visible and particularly hued. Bobby Henderson did claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is “invisible and can pass through normal matter” and so either Bobby Henderson is a false prophet or the Flying Spaghetti Monster knows how to traverse dimensions. Since the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s physical body consists of spaghetti and meatballs the constituents of the godhead are as follows: eggs, salt and pepper, flour, water, beef and or pork, basil, parsley, mushrooms, bread crumbs, oil, etc.
Since these physical entities must have, by necessity, preexisted the Flying Spaghetti Monster it cannot be the uncaused first cause. |
It's a mystery!
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It is al very amusing. Jack jones makes comments such as this:
| Quote | Ladies and Gentlemen, Brain dead bob is arguing against God...
Brain Dead Bob, Why are you so stupid?
You have shown your stupidity and what a failure you are, that is all.
Poor bob, What a fool he is.
Why do you have to lie to cover up your failure?... That is stupid.
Indeed they are, You should go and play with your toys because you are not big enough to talk with the adults.
Why are you such a walking contradiction Larry? |
And not a word from Gordon Mullings on trollish behaviour. But one commenter uses a juxtaposition of two words,
| Quote | Jack, off of your earlier comment @103:
Now Jack, off to the more serious point.
Jack, off of these points we might see FSM...
And Jack, off of these ideas the realization should sink in... |
and Mullings melts down. Too funny.
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